Bowron

Cursed to support SAFC, Bengals, Richmond, Tigers, Maple Leafs and Durham. Father to 0 beautiful children. Thoughts are all someone else's, so don't blame me!

[Durham Cricket @DurhamCricket]

We resume on day two in Northampton on 129/3 with Bedingham (57*) and Agarwal (25*) at the crease. 👊

👉 https://t.co/v9SXwbmxnt

#ForTheNorth

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@SunderlandAFC The poor sound quality of the footage was definitely the biggest disappointment of the day

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@SunderlandAFC No, it emphasises the need to start scoring some fucking goals!!

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@SunderlandAFC Ah yes, I've missed these 1-1 draws. It's been a long summer without them!

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@SunderlandAFC Nothing to do now but lock myself in a dark room, curl up in the middle of the floor and wait for the cold embrace of death!

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@SunderlandAFC 139 years of existence and this is the worst season in the club's history. Relegated to the third tier with two games to spare and without a whimper. We've hit a new rock bottom. Congratulations to everyone involved. Massive fucking achievement!!

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@mwjohnson14 yeah, fairly pleased. doesnt matter how bad theyve started the season, its hard to be too disappointed with a draw vs liverpool

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

...its a pretty good feeling when strangers compliment your talents, even if they are only kids

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

2 kids at the door. 1 says "is that you playing the drums? Its amazing. You should put something on youtube" feeling quite smug right now...

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@JoeCrossy Damn, that's slightly disappointing. Don't worry, I'm sure I can rise to the challenge

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@JoeCrossy @becoming_zorro can't wait to hear that. I always love hearing your drum beats cause its stuff no drummer would ever come up with

[Matchstick Men @matchstickmband]

Finally, in the studio recording our songs #futuresbright

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@HarryGethins34 no we weren't. We played very badly. It's okay, we've only got arsenal next week :/ I'd already bought one outside

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@HarryGethins34 yeah you walked past me selling programmes & looking thrilled. Our fans are always great, especially when we're winning...

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@HarryGethins34 didn't you enjoy being with the sunderland fans?

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

Really the Americans should have shaken hands with the Canadians before celebrating in their faces #poorsportswomanship

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@EleanorGrace_x definitely agree, except its now august, but that's a minor detail

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@philipdharris1 yeah, let's go with that

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@philipdharris1 no, I was actually watching cause I'm a big volleyball enthusiast. That and I couldn't find the remote...

[Bowron @ChrisBowron]

@philipdharris1 I don't see why everyone says they're really fit. The guys I was just watching weren't good looking at all!