Chris Brophy

Dad of two awesome dudes. Amateur poker player with big dreams. Statistician & Risk Professional

[Sherrod Brown @SherrodBrown]

Hi, it’s Sherrod Brown! I’m running for Senate, and I’m personally asking for your support. I’ve spent my life fighting for workers and families, and I need your help to keep up the fight. Will you chip in now to be part of our grassroots movement?

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@HomeDepot @HDCares My grill arrived from @HomeDepot unfortunately was supposed to be delivered to my deck, but driver refused & left it in my driveway.

I have no way to move it & it's blocking my driveway! It weighs almost 300lbs! I really need some help here!

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@HomeDepot @HDCares - Any help here? I'm really stuck!

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

My grill arrived from @HomeDepot unfortunately was supposed to be delivered to my deck, but driver refused & left it in my driveway.

I have no way to move it & it's blocking my driveway!

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@HomeDepot 2 calls to customer service didn't help, they only offer to refund the delivery fee. I'm still stuck unable to move it and unable to get my car out of the garage.😡🤬😡🤬
#HomeDepot

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@NateSilver538 This is the value that the practice of model risk management brings to banks & insurance companies.

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@elonmuskADO No, Twitter is a much better name

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

Mike Sexton, poker legend & great story teller talking about one of the greatest ever... Stu Unger.

[Stefanie Ungar @ungar_stefanie]

Based on a true story.

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

The world is constantly changing & so am I. I'm moving some of my time over to Threads & BlueSky
Threads: ChrisBrophy5
Bluesky: https://t.co/T7IRR2dJiq

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

Might be my last Tweet ever... It's been a cool ride. Catch me over on the Threads🧵🧵🧵

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

You know where to find me... #ThreadsApp ✌️

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@sabrina_i20 @Nike @nikebasketball Congrats! Your shoe is amazing too!

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

Need more coffee...

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@efiorentino31 @Starbucks Latte with an extra espresso shot?☕

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@JoeW6_ Purple all day👾👾

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@efiorentino31 Good stuff!

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@efiorentino31 Nice kicks! What's the bourbon?

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@La3Life 👎Not Selected 👎 First time I've seen a SNKR PASS for my city too. 😆

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@efiorentino31 @aafiorentino Happy Birthday @aafiorentino! I hope you have a great day!

[Chris Brophy @ChrisBrophy5]

@JustFreshKicks Awesome! Thank you!