Chris Brunton

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

Hey @GeoffLRamsey! I'm sorry to hear about your butt hole on #F get well soon buddy!

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

Hey @kfc and @UberEats ! How come the "buy one get one free" double down is sold out but the regular double down isn't???

I think I know my 2 times tables enough to know something don't add up 🤔✖️➕➖➗

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

Saw this pic @bruntonspall though of you...

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

2 year bitch(civil) anniversary and we got into an exclusive restaurant, watched a fountain display set to music and saw a firework display.

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

So yeah..., we got our hotel room upgraded for free. Now staying in a two storey room complete with spiral staircase :)
#lush

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

Spotted @julianhuppert at the seatree this evening. Glad to see he's eating local, and I do hope he remembered his milly card...

[Patsy Anita Noella Christie @PatsyChristie]

A great wee article that'll get anyone started on the Whisky Geek path http://t.co/zoNuw0qR

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

While I typed that last tweet someone came and tried to take my half eaten steak away. I guess they could see how much I was 'enjoying' it.

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

So at jurys inn buffalo wings means chicken with no seasoning, salad means 3 lettuce leaves and rare steak is the colour+ texture of leather

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

Just finished a fantastic 10 course meal at Alimentum, now relaxing with a cigar before bed :) #HappyBirthdayToMe

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

I got the job! Manager just called up to congratulate me :D more, money more hours and something to put in the Christmas letter ;)

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

I'll add to that last tweet, got a beat root brownie now too :)

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

Watching time team with a mug of tea *Bliss*

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

@Amandycat Full sunshine in the back garden and a warm dressing gown, not to be sniffed at :)

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

breakfast this morning, am I doing it right?

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

Hope this tickles you like it did me http://t.co/QnMLUKqN

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

Seen the marathon runners pass 3 times. Now eating a fry up in a cafe overlooking the route #London2012

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

That was weird. Computer froze, loud mother board beep, then 30 seconds later everything was back to normal like nothing had happened...

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

I'm eating a @bruntonchicks poached egg on toast, and it's a double yoker!

[Chris Brunton @ChrisBrunton]

Oh and @icklecat @bruntonspall. @Amandycat and I would love to come over for #Geeknight but only after dinner, we're having #MeatFreeMonday