CAPLEN AMERICA

Actor/ Model/ Cats/ Pro Dancer/ Rollercoaster Tycoon

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

*christmas eve updates* Tying my laces whilst holding a solero is proving awkward

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Mourinho hasn't won Premier League for 5 months & media are baying for his blood.
Wenger hasn't won it for 11yrs, media give him free pass.

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

@dicdac apology accepted

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@SamVeness what is 519 crew? .. Just wanna know a little more about this crew I'm reppin ya know

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

Got the summer duvet on already. Now that's what I call 4 tog

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

On the toilet is where I do all my best picture editing

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

I'm just eating cheese on toast and watching Kung fu films

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

They look like weed and taste like feet

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

Kale crisps aren't that great. #fridayfoodthoughts

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

Took my trousers off to do a funny snapchat and then thought what am I doing... Snapchat man, it gets to you

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

I think it's a good idea to make people rip a bit of paper off Everytime they remove the bottle cap

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

I mean, who at Stella Artois decided that putting a shitty bit of paper at the top of the bottle was a good idea. Every time

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

@Lloydos almost similar to a flake inside

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

@Lloydos yeah was good ta

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

Just eating a ripple from my galaxy selection box

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

@Vice_Is_Hip @dombarrow

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

@Lloydos if you'll pardon the pun

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

very rewarding. very much more rewarding than those Clarks I wanted

[CAPLEN AMERICA @ChrisCaplen]

I've just spent 69 pounds on second hand text books. Superb

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

Enjoying my summer holiday