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[Jonathan Wall @jonathanrwall]

Five days later and I still can’t get this one out of my head. Full sicko mode.

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

@MicRighteous 😂😂😂😂 this guy ! Smoke him again MIC

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

Nah straight away compared him to Henry ! Ffs. I hope to god he is waft. He might just out score Romero next year..

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 Viktor Gyökeres has just signed his contract as new Arsenal player! ✍🏼

All sealed after medical tests done today, official statement to follow next…

…and number 1️⃣4️⃣, confirmed.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Bilbao, mate.

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

@urfreshtv_sport This dude is not 10 years old !?

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

He will be injured for hes trip to Windsor at the weekend 🚑

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Tottenham Hotspur proudly welcomed His Majesty King Charles III to N17 today on an official visit to celebrate the positive socio-economic impact of the Club on its local areaTottenham Hotspur proudly welcomed His Majesty King Charles III to N17 today on an official visit to celebrate the positive socio-economic impact of the Club on its local areaTottenham Hotspur proudly welcomed His Majesty King Charles III to N17 today on an official visit to celebrate the positive socio-economic impact of the Club on its local areaTottenham Hotspur proudly welcomed His Majesty King Charles III to N17 today on an official visit to celebrate the positive socio-economic impact of the Club on its local areaTottenham Hotspur proudly welcomed His Majesty King Charles III to N17 today on an official visit to celebrate the positive socio-economic impact of the Club on its local areaTottenham Hotspur proudly welcomed His Majesty King Charles III to N17 today on an official visit to celebrate the positive socio-economic impact of the Club on its local area.

[Spurs Song Sheet 🎶🏟 🤍💙Home of Tottenham Chants @SpursSongSheet]

Congratulations, you’ve just ignited our away end you soppy muppet. Go take your kids to a game 😘
https://t.co/d2BfmOIvUQ

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

Cracking news that. Drag it out till the end of the season and fuck right off.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Ange Postecoglou: “Timo Werner has picked up a hamstring injury and we are waiting for the scan results”.

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

Crack a cold one Mers mate that didn’t quite work out did it

[Paul Merson @PaulMerse]

Spursy 👀😂

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

@maggie_lavan @TheBarmyArmy All while using a bat that was wider than the stumps themselves !

[🤖 @KongrawDarts]

Wanna feel old ? This is Jeff Hardy now

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

@DCorbs10 @SkyCricket Mate ! This is not test cricket seriously !?

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

That’s a cracker mate. Click bait to the highest degree, I think it’s called engagement farming these days. Nonce.

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

Staying off twitter for a week. It’s a cesspit of bullshit. Loading fabrizio romano’s tweets twice a day and that’s it.

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

Have you not got anything better to do ? Kids to look after ? Sports to play ? Sounds like a pukka weekend trying to find out where someone is on holiday with their children 🤣

[Joe Sullivan @_josephsullivan]

Here's how we at @ScotNational tracked Tommy Robinson down to his Cypriot hideaway.

It all came down to clues he handed out himself.

A 🧵... #OSINT

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

lol this can’t be real ! From our new government ☠️☠️☠️

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Sending love and solidarity to Iman Khelife, Lin Yu-ting and anyone else who doesn’t conform to conventional standards of femininity 🫶🏽

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

We call them scousers !? Thick cunts with a bias agenda

[Douglas Mcfarlane @DougMcfarlane59]

Food that's close to Use/Sell By Date on top of this metal box (holds morning papers) as he closes up so locals can help themselves
AND THIS IS THE PAYMENT they get.
I wouldn't even call these idiots EDL but thieving smackheads who need to look at what they're contributing to

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

A fight 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[©astles @ChrisCastleton]

“Tired of playing for nothing” you go and crack on at OM then Pierre, see how you get on over there trudging round the same 40 yards of pitch 👍🏼

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ Pierre-Emile Højbjerg to Olympique Marseille, here we go! Documents set to be signed for Danish midfielder who's joining from Spurs.

Tottenham will receive fee around €13.5/14m as PEH was not intentioned to sign new deal.

Højbjerg accepted after speaking to de Zerbi.