Chris Martin

U.S. stand-up comic savaging politics, celebrities and pop culture. tweeting about comedy. Dying of ALS.

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Biden has a White House exercise team called "Run Like Amtrak." Hillary has an exercise team called "Run Over You Like a Freight Train."

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In the past week, I contributed 1 hour to humanitarian scientific research through @WCGrid. Join me! https://t.co/TWMVJQHyHn

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In the past week, I contributed 1 hour to humanitarian scientific research through @WCGrid. Join me! https://t.co/TWMVJQHyHn

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In the past week, I contributed 1 hour to humanitarian scientific research through @WCGrid. Join me! https://t.co/TWMVJQHyHn

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In the past week, I contributed 1 hour to humanitarian scientific research through @WCGrid. Join me! https://t.co/TWMVJQHyHn

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In the past month, I contributed 1 hour to humanitarian scientific research through @WCGrid. Join me! https://t.co/TWMVJQHyHn

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In the past week, I contributed 1 hour to humanitarian scientific research through @WCGrid. Join me! https://t.co/TWMVJQHyHn

[Chris Martin @ChrisComedy]

In the past week, I contributed 1 hour to humanitarian scientific research through @WCGrid. Join me! https://t.co/TWMVJQHyHn

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Chris died peacefully last night at his sister's home in Fairhope, AL, less than one year after his ALS diagnosis. Thank you, followers.

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Want to smell like an Andy Kaufman prank? Now you can http://t.co/EcM2ksBJGK

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Follow @RonSupportsYou, offering a new line of casual shoes, Hillary flip-flops. #FF

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.@BrianGrazer is making an @eddiemurphy art-house movie for @Netflix: http://t.co/4GPMRNrepP

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Go the f**k away, Jay Leno. Please. Now. - http://t.co/AWvClBRPKb http://t.co/QKV3EpVZMG

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NYTimes: To Revoke or Not: Colleges That Gave Cosby Honors Face a Tough Question http://t.co/Ll8aQ6pajR

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27 Bill Cosby Accusers Sit Down for Powerful NBC ‘Dateline’ Interview (Video) http://t.co/sPXlB1SqQ1

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Finding the unfunny: a year of watching standups die on stage http://t.co/hKCHDKFB8x

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Tracy Morgan Joins Lineup for Eddie Murphy Mark Twain Prize Ceremony http://t.co/outqwjcGFM

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How Amy Schumer Negotiated Herself a Multimillion-Dollar Raise | Vanity Fair http://t.co/5vxVwdmy0u

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Attorneys: Robin Williams' widow, kids settle estate fight

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Follow @RonSupportsYou: tracking GOP gaffes is turning into a full time job. #FF

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Amy Schumer negotiated a seven figure raise on her book deal - http://t.co/jkCCIR4Hf2 http://t.co/SeWYeyyEJq