Chris Covill

I was born, eventually I'll die and in between that some stuff sort of happened, that's it really.

[Chris Covill @ChrisCovill]

I am so glad that I don't have to come into #Leicester very often these days, The city centre smells of weed and you can't walk more than 100 yards without being harassed for money.

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@donkoclock I wonder if Trump has ever considered ditching YMCA in favor of https://t.co/LJnG8L11aX
After all he is the leader

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Bloody @RoyalMail This is how my new sim arrived, I suppose I should be grateful that it hasn't been stolen by the people we trust to deliver it.

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@Acyn America is a fucking embarrassment

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So #MAGA now that your glorious leader is echoing Russias talking points about Ukraine, should you change your hat slogan to 'Make America Russias Bitch,? oh wait, that mission appears to have been accomplished.

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@TohoKingdom Now, did I remember to lock the front door?

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Hey #UFOtwitter Just looking for something to watch on YouTube and discovered that lots of UFO and Paranormal stuff is not what I think, How do they know it's not what I think? ��� Could be the Illuminati and the deep state in league with Alexa and Siri, but not Grok.

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Apparently it's my X Anniversary and I have this special picture to post if I want. I already posted it once before with a special message speculating on who would like and follow it, but that post appears to have been deleted. #MyXAnniversary #pornbots

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@Godzilla_Toho Dangerous
Thrilling
Fierce

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Hi @AmazonUK Apparently my daughters parcel has been handed to me on the doorstep, however my doorbell cam says different, unless your delivery driver is invisible and I have amnesia. Your customer services links are a nightmare, where is our parcel?

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After visiting my dying mother in law in Doncaster royal infirmary came out to find a penalty notice on the car due to lack of disabled spaces available at the hospital. Thank you @MyDoncaster for kicking me in the balls at my lowest ebb.

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Watching the #euros When Spain collect their trophy, will one of the officials kiss one of the players full on the lips?

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@CNN Preaching division and hate encourages acts of division and hate. It's sad that someone died as a result, lets hope that all those responsible will reflect on their actions, they won't, but let's hope that they do.

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@BreakingNews Spewing hate is going to attract hate, the saddest thing is that as a result, someone died.

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Hey @Morrisons Any chance you could move your trolleys from Warwick way? We've got 15 at the moment and if any more turn up we won't be able to get past.

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@GailSimone Medico Diablo 😈

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@LastWeekTonight This episode appears to have been replaced with an old episode of Nevermind the Buzzcocks, I wonder if it'll be shown after 4th July 🤔

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@Okeating @rachelparris 🤣🤣🤣

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@UFOnetwork_ 🤣🤣🤣

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@MetroUK I think every criminal should be given the opportunity to have a press conference after their conviction, so they moan and cry in front of the press. Could be a great reality TV programme.