Chrisden

She/They | Mostly flow state thoughts and quotes from me and my friends

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Slipknot themed twitter clone, call it PsychoSocial

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TBH the invention of the rocking chair was a very early diagnosis

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Most vans are unmarked, but calling it an unmarked van is suddenly very suspicious

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"(Kingdom Hearts joke about Sora AI shutting down)"

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Fuck it why not, this is what this platform is for anyway
live rn doing some speedrunning on ENA: Dream BBQ https://t.co/P7VWqVbgqh

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"I wanna Sonic but you're making me Knuckles"

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A red bean paste uncrustable would fix this country

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"Oh yeah, they took the poison that kills you"

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"turbed and whelmed"

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"Show me a 10ft. wall, I'll show you an 11ft. pizza"

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The lion may not concern himself with anything, but the lioness has really bad anxiety and always needs a hug (Its me, I'm the lioness)

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"'Pride and Prejudice' but its just a bunch of homophobic racists"

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"Bees are the pop rocks of the nature world"

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"friction + goop = horny"

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Baddie potential noted

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"Lfocw when mircorwave at the norven"

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Look, all I'm saying is, if I shouldn't be doing that with it, then why is it called a "pump"kin, huh?

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Europeans really be out here listening to 'Twenty Three Centimeter Nails'

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"I think if you soak in an asshole that's a sin"