Chris Diffley

Probably peaked. I like the trees, sometimes they like me back. Hardiness Zone 7a if you're into personality tests. Mostly ridiculous.

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We're highly skilled in the winter sports.

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@JohnBisciJr @KellyCrandall Because we are outside city limits in the county (I live a few houses down) and are on wells. No hydrants where we are. So tanker trucks went back and forth between the nearest station in Stanley proper to refill.

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@korinreid @PastorTrey05 Done. Just tell me what the crown looks like and I’ll airbrush it on.

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@korinreid @PastorTrey05 I should probably stop wearing this “friends with Korin and Trey” shirt I had made.

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@thescottbarber Bojangles arena still hosts a good night of wrestling.

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@ItsMeElisaLou A couple cakes and tarts for good measure.

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@SarahLiz2006 We had so much fun!

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@JJ_Denhollander Bro, just smoke the turkey along with everything else. Why get feisty? Also, if you’re unable to prepare a turkey to rival any other bbq you’re doing, get better.

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@emilykmay We had something terrible happen a few years ago and I had to stop all time hop related activities for this reason. The before/after and reading new context (imagined or not) into photos/memories is a losing game. The worst.

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@SarahLovesOreos Still looking.

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@taylorsschumann It was actually a beef stick from Aldi in the closet. We thought something died in the house.

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@emilykmay We’re at 24 mark now. At least we can leave the neighborhood after some very sketchy clean up.

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@discountfaramir @ozymomdias It was the song that did it for me. I’ll make rice just to hear it proudly let me know it’s finished. Like when one of our hens lays an egg.

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@emilykmay @ozymomdias Fair! If you need a preservation plan, a neighbor cuts down your tree and won’t make it right, or you’re worried about a tree falling, call me. If you need it saved or cut down, I can tell you who you should have do the work. My body has retired me from full time production.

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@ozymomdias @emilykmay Glad I’m not on the market so I don’t have to deal with the conundrum of being a consulting arborist. I consult with clients to solve tree related problems doing fieldwork and providing science backed reports or testimony.

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@courtneyrsexton I just learned nesquik cures those according to @SarahLiz2006

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@emilykmay We are on both accounts.

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@TheAmberPicota Just to make the problem go away, taking me away from the task at hand and giving an awkward point to pick back up.

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@TheAmberPicota Setting regular breaks for myself is good for me and them to check on everyone. Also, as silly as it sounds, having them text me when they need something. For me it helps maintain a focus and rhythm, things I often struggle with. If they come knocking I’m apt to stop and get up..

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@steveolivas Sumac of some sort. I believe the poisonous kind has shorter leaves, but have never seen it up close.

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@PastorTrey05 This is only controversial here. When I’m assessing a tree I do not have to respond to unqualified opinions unless ordered by an attorney. Kinda fun though if they’re particularly reckless.