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[ceedatshit @chrisFriy]

Jamaican people are not real 💀💀💀

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid:
1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti.
2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada.
3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián.
4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.

[Football 3 in 1 @Football3in1]

برشلونة و وكلاء ألفاريز أخبروا أتلتيكو مدريد اليوم أن بادارة برشلونة ستتجه الى تفعيل البند المتعلق بالشرط الجزائي الخاص بـ خوليان ألفاريز 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨.

برشلونة بدأت بالعملية ماليًا، أتلتيكو مدريد سيخسر الربح من الصفقة هذا مؤكد 🚨!

برشلونة لن يسحب عرضه ولن يحسن عرضه، العرض النهائي و الأخير لـ الفاريز هو 100 مليون يورو و 20 مليون يورو متغيرات.

الآن برشلونة سيتجه الى البند الذي يجعل برشلونة يدفع 90 مليون يورو 💣.

القرار الآن بيد أتلتيكو مدريد.

طبعً�� العملية معقدة ماليًا بالنسبة لبرشلونة لعدة أسباب لكن لابورتا قرر فتح معركة من أجل الفاريز.

#football3in1

[Victor Baez | Club Ambition @itsavibe]

nah Drakes a menace 😭

“Tricking it off on her, paying her bills, thats just how I do the sauce and the spill, these hoes know how I pop it for real”

on Janice STFU...

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

☎️🔥 BREAKING: Barcelona are planning to be more active in the coming weeks, beyond just Anthony Gordon and Julian Alvarez. @FabrizioRomano #Transfers 💣🔵🔴

[DataMB @DataMB_]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Anthony Gordon (Newcastle United, 25)

◉ 86th percentile for successful dribbles
◉ 86th percentile for accurate crosses
◉ 84th percentile for progressive carries

No winger has a higher offensive duel win rate in the Premier League (57.28%) 🔵🔴

👉 https://t.co/9gL8vXyt8U

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.

€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.

Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

☎️🔥 BREAKING: Newcastle United gives initial OK to Barcelona’s €80m offer! 5-year contract. More follows. @mhardysport @_pauljoyce #Transfers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔵🔴💣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Total agreement reached between Anthony Gordon and Barcelona on personal terms.

Barcelona are in direct, official talks with Newcastle to close the deal club-to-club.

Barça want to get the deal done quickly to anticipate PL clubs and Bayern, still active behind scenes.

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨💣 JUST IN: Barcelona has made a formal move for Eduardo Conceição — contact made with Palmeiras after meeting between Deco and the club’s coordinator Joao Paulo Sampaio. @joaquimpiera #Transfers 🇧🇷🌟

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Bruh!!!! 🥵💥

[Martín @MartinMinan_]

🚨💥JOAN LAPORTA:

Cuando veo estas declaraciones de Xavi, pienso en Hansi Flick y lo duro que es ser presidente del Barça.

Los hechos me dan la tranquilidad de que hice lo que debía hacer.

Entiendo que esté dolido, porque con los mismos jugadores que Xavi tenía y perdía, Flick gana.

Me duele que se haya dejado utilizar.”

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| NEW: Nico Paz wants to play for Inter Milan and is willing to let Real Madrid know of his intentions. The Nerrazzuri are ready to sign him in the summer. 🇮🇹💙

[@tuttosport]

[Scary Movie @ScaryMovie]

We’re baaaaaack. Watch the official trailer for the new Scary Movie - only in theatres June 12.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 LMFAO! President Trump just showed off to the Fake News a SEIZED TANKER brought in from Venezuela, and then walked off scene

"You wanna see something nice? Come here. LOOK AT THAT! Right out of VENEZUELA! Goodbye everybody!"

47 is a freaking legend 😭🔥

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Greg Gutfeld spoke for millions of us 🔥🔥🔥

“We had dozens of deaths where you guys didn’t say sh*t… here’s 3 pages of women who have been m*rdered by illegal aliens.”

“You can’t call me a monster for saying all these people get deported. I don’t care!”

[Rising PSG @PSGRISING]

Regardez comment le n°10 du Barça joue avec le rebond sur l'action du but.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

ICE did NOT target a child. The child was ABANDONED.

On January 20, ICE conducted a targeted operation to arrest Adrian Alexander Conejo Arias an illegal alien from Ecuador who was RELEASED into the U.S. by the Biden administration.

As agents approached the driver Adrian Alexander Conejo Arias, fled on foot—abandoning his child. For the child’s safety, one of our ICE officers remained with the child while the other officers apprehended Conejo Arias.

Parents are asked if they want to be removed with their children, or ICE will place the children with a safe person the parent designates. This is consistent with past administration’s immigration enforcement. Parents can take control of their departure and receive a free flight and $2,600 with the CBP Home app. By using the CBP Home app illegal aliens reserve the chance to come back the right legal way.

[DRUSKI @druski]

Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇸 DANI OLMO GIVES BARCELONA THE LEAD IN THE 86TH MINUTE! WHAT AN ASSIST FROM FERMIN LOPEZ! 🤯

Espanyol 0-1 Barcelona.

https://t.co/le5xV4sOZl

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

SHEDEUR WITH A 53-YARD DIME 🔥

WHAT A THROW 🎯

(via @NFL)