Christopher Funch

Student of life, science, and triathlon. Athlete for @honeystinger @flocycling & @nuunhydration. R&D engineer for @wolfspeed

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

@HoneyStinger The cookies and cream has become my new favorite!

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

It’s not the worst idea I’ve heard to help us start taking action on #climatechange
https://t.co/2jOFabvurl via @center4inquiry

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

@CoachLadd Yeah, hardly a flat moment on that course! I was always worried about falling down that really one near the end.

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

@Clayton_Murph Preaching to the choir Clayton.

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

@usatf can we please update the budget and/or technology for hip bib numbers? Is @Crayola washable paint sprayer okay on clothes (think stencils)? I’m just brainstorming here.

[Sim Kern @sim_kern]

If any of you are under the impression that our billionaires might succeed in "escaping" to space, while the world burns, let me put those fears to rest with what I know from being the spouse of a NASA flight controller. 🧵

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

@usatf can we please update the budget and/or technology for hip bib numbers? Is @Crayola washable paint sprayer okay on clothes (think stencils)? I’m just brainstorming here.

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

@usatriathlon The pool is great (and yes, convenient) but there is no substitute for more open water swim practice to prepare you for different race conditions and give you more confidence. #TriWeek #triathlontraining

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

I think TV commercials need their own content descriptors (e.g. Language, Violence) to warn you of things like doorbells or knocking that might cause your dog to bark for the next 5 minutes so you can mute it ahead of time.

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

@racin__grayson If we keep giving out medals let’s make more of them capable of being good looking Christmas tree ornaments. That’s what we do with some of our old ones.

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

I don’t think @carsdotcom and @webuyanycar have been watching each other’s commercials. Any mutual connections out there that can unite these two?

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

I’ve been using screwdrivers for so much of my life I often forget I own a drill now and how much time it saves me.

[Morgan Pearson @_Morgan_Pearson]

Lesson to my younger self: You don’t deserve to be good because you work hard at something. You work hard for a chance to be good.

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

100% this. Disability or not, don’t claim the spotlight for results you haven’t earned from those who have.

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

As a runner I had to laugh, as a scientist I had to cry. It felt like these were @PriceIsRight bids for how many meters are in a “metric mile.”

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

He really thought a 10K was shorter than a mile 🤦‍♂️

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

Claim: If we #impeach him it will only divide us more.
Response: It will only divide us if you stay opposed. Set politics aside and stand as one for our nation, not yourselves. Be a beacon of moral fiber and truth and we can unite faster and stronger.

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

This past week (or 4 years) seems like a missed opportunity to really get the @FLOTUS #BeBest message out there to stress how all this violence and racist rhetoric is negatively impacting the well being and social media usage of children (or any of us).

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

@nuunhydration ✋🏻🎉 Legacy status!

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

Seems like some people are uncomfortable saying this in 2020 but I’m proud to say I’m anti-fascism. We need a democracy. We may disagree on certain issues and policies but that doesn’t mean we are at war against those with differing opinions. We need a dialogue not a demagogue.

[Christopher Funch @ChrisFunch]

When I played soccer in elementary/middle school my coach gave me the nickname “light speed” because I was fast. I thought it sounded cool at the time but it only recently dawned on me how much of an honor that was since it’s the upper speed limit of the universe.
#physics