ChrisClark

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[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

A spoonful of sugar (How you know?/And that’s the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so/What you gonna do, brother?/Know your roll and shut your mouth/Woooo) helps the medicine (good matches) go down

[Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney]

@breakingkayfabe See my theory is that’s what they think they want but if you only give them that they’ll get bored fast. So you have to trick them by sprinkling a little of that on top of real good wrestling.

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

A lot of people suggesting a Gonzo as Odysseus version, but then the question becomes who is Telemachus. Cause in the Kermit route, it's Robin. That's easy. But who plays Gonzo and Camilla's son? A human actor?

[Matt Dinan @second_sailing]

I am considering one of the most pressing questions of our era: in a Muppets Odyssey, who would Miss Piggy play? There's an argument for: the cyclops (appetite and mēnis), Circe (native empiggification), Calypso (won't let Kermie go), Penelope (loyal, vaguely spurned)

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

“It helps nobody to be reductive,” is 100% something Reed would actually say

[MrMan @QuestionStan23]

Maybe ComicTok isn’t so bad, cause I’ve been crying laughing at this for the last five minutes

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

He’s starting to look just like his dad

[TMZ @TMZ]

Bam Margera recalls Jennifer Aniston's reaction to Brad Pitt's "Jackass" stunt. https://t.co/p7D14JPyl8

🎥: Living Proof New York

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

@MattD_SC I enjoy how vocal Breaks is with his pain and frustration. That’s a throughline with heels I enjoy, like Flair or Owens. It’s especially notable cause for every one guy who does it well, there’s 12 who I spend a whole match thinking, “Please be quiet, you’re not pulling that off”

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Hey, hey! Krusty the Clown is back on the air!

Eight... No, no! Twelve hours a day!

The only game in town!

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

@100PercentEat sorry nick

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

Scarier too. If it’s always looked like that then we didn’t build it, it built us

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

one of the more interesting implications of the setting is that the backrooms have just always looked like that

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

They’re both real smug about their tacos, and that means more than anything a Texan and Californian would argue about

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

You know, sometimes I think, maybe Alex Garland was onto something. People talk about how all culture war stuff is bullshit and how the “American left” isn’t all that left, so why not Texas and California joining up and ceceding

[RK @rk__upadhya]

I've always told people in Texas that California's progressive reputation is undeserved. Its liberal politicians are expert at paying lip service to identity issues, but its a state ruthlessly run, top-to-bottom, by real estate, tech, and finance capital

[Matt D - SC @MattD_SC]

The match is Steve Grey vs Jim Breaks from May 81 (taped the 12th, aired the 16th, I think). Grey is the lightweight champ but it's non-title. It looks long (27 mins) but don't be daunted. It's pretty breezy/entertaining with rounds to help break it up.
https://t.co/coAOcBaxfY

[Matt D - SC @MattD_SC]

We are doing a World of Sport #matchclub. The plan is to watch one match a month and discuss it here at the end of the Month. You have all JUNE to watch it. I'll make a new post towards the end (28th or so) and we can discuss. The link to this month's match is in the post below.

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

Why’d they go so Italian with it?

[Daniel Ahmad @ZhugeEX]

Can’t believe it leaked already

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

Has Luffy ever killed anyone? I know he didn’t kill Crocodile or the jaguar guy. Did he kill Arlong?

[Z̷o̷r̷o̷ ̷N̷a̷v̷i̷g̷a̷t̷o̷r̷ @Zoro__navigator]

Everyone calls Luffy a dumb and goofy character, and honestly, they're not wrong. But the moment he gets serious and the second he locks in , nobody stands above him.

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

You've really got to question the wisdom to build a Jericho feud around the lionsault in 2026

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

#NoStuNoStream

[Self Made AO 💫 @KXNGAO]

Samoa Joe announces that he is stepping away from AEW for a few months (Twisted Metal season 3 is filming this summer) #AEW #AEWDynamite https://t.co/SkyuTKd0EC

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

Flip it upside down and it looks like Westeros and Essos

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

Here's a map of Mars if, like Earth, it were covered by water on 71% of its surface.

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

We found him and his sister in our open air garage. They were going to stay outdoors cats that we’d leave food and water out for but one day we woke up to find that his sister had been hit by a car, so we brought him inside immediately https://t.co/saKaxdmGCF

[โบนัสเป็นแม่แมว @Bonusiie]

อะไรเป็นเหตุผลให้รับแมวตัวนี้มาเลี้ยง

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

Park Chan-wook’s first two movies are train wrecks

[robinson @vivalarevolz]

what director had a bad debut film but kept improving and started making great movies as their career went on😮‍💨

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

He never offered me any but he did give me bubblegum scented anesthesia. Maybe that was the gateway drug

[ChrisClark @ChrisGasCan]

I used to get chronic ear aches as a kid, so I had to get tubes put in to address the issue. Then a few years later my mom screams while watching the news and tells me that the doctor who did the procedure just got arrested for selling crack.

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

my mom sent me this i’m crying yall if it was not for this man i would’ve died from pancreatitis like this dude quite literally saved my life