Chris Gerby

Supposed former infatuation junkie

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

If Chwalinska doesn’t get her Wimbledon wild card, the tournament should be stripped of ranking points again. I’m serious. A player who’s entitled to a seed being left out of the draw altogether on a technicality would be unprecedented nonsense.

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

Even against Paul Skenes!

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

The most immutable of nature's laws: girls with boy names are always attractive and the Mets always win their opener. #LGM

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Karsten Braasch

#tennistweet #holidaytradition #nevergetsold

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

It will be a real failure of imagination if McCartney Kessler doesn’t eventually play mixed doubles with Jagger Leach #Beatles #Stones #tennis

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

#LFGM

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

@TennisPodcast When is someone going to call Catherine out for being a huge advocate of scheduling women’s matches second in the night session before suddenly deciding it’s the worst thing ever?

[Steven Wandling @paperstrtsoap]

A new Larry Fessenden film is always cause for celebration and observation in this house. Watching the new and always badass @glasseyepix werewolf feature Blackout (2024) with Gentry, my favorite person near or far 🖤 just out in limited theaters and on VOD! 🐺 🌕

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

I opted out of letting my TV track what I watch for the purpose of giving better recommendations, but I'll be damned if it doesn't occasionally get one right anyway

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

@TriesteKDunn I miss you and the rest of the Banshee gang tweeting during the show on Friday nights almost as much as I miss the show itself.

[Slant @Slant_Magazine]

Larry Fessenden’s BLACKOUT is a work of fascinatingly conflicted, far-reaching curiosity. The film opens this Wednesday @IFCCenter. Read @midfalutin's review. https://t.co/OUbDQtF4lO

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

@geniebouchard https://t.co/RhmHTki5y3

[Genie Bouchard @geniebouchard]

I want chicken nuggets

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

This is one of my all-time favorite love songs. Sinead didn't write it, but she did lend her angelic voice to it.

https://t.co/hq8aWt12eH

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

@meganslankard Happy Birthday, you absurdly talented beauty.

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

I feel bad for anyone just now becoming aware of @SamTheWeinstein, whom I had the great fortune to “know” (via social media) for roughly a third of her tragically short life. An absolutely delightful, spunky, generous spirit who handled her cancer battle with remarkable bravery.

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

Considering the horrendously disorienting circumstances, I think I contributed some nice writing to the middle section here. I didn't mention my parents often on Twitter, but they were the best and I feel lost without them.

https://t.co/S8nFuiBGKs

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

@DylanGelula This tweet is truly the gift that keeps on giving. A holiday tradition like no other.

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

If Crime Dog McGriff had played in New York instead of Toronto/San Diego/etc. he would have made the #HOF in his first year of eligibility.

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

I never meant for "Chris tweets about music he hears in stores" to become a running theme, but Paula Abdul's duet with the cartoon cat playing at Lowe's feels incongruous enough to mention.

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

I've never seen Avatar (unless glancing at it over a stranger's shoulder on their laptop screen on a train counts).

[Chris Gerby @ChrisGerby]

@siobhanw_ Wow, I guess some guys are a little extra excited about the World Cup.