Christian

I am like, so not good at twitter

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

In case you're wondering about my financial situation, I consider a cough drop from my backpack a snack

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

What a terrible day to be living in this stupid country. GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OUT OF WOMEN’S REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS LIKE DAMN

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

Had a dream I was a foreign exchange student in Japan and I am incredibly disappointed it wasn’t real

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

I don’t care if you cry because you can’t bring yourself to believe I am not a sinner for being gay 💅 pls stop pretending you care about me 😌😌😌

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

@imlibertea Your students are going to love you most

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

@imlibertea

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

I love when you have to take 5 days off because you are incredibly sick and then have to go back to work even though you feel just as sick simply because you can’t afford to miss anymore work 🙃 IMAGINE IF WORKERS WERE GIVEN PROPER PAID DAYS OFF IN THIS DAMN COUNTRY

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

@Papa_borrito

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

@Maggiewesto Thank you 🥲

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

If another m*n talks to me like I’m stupid today, I’m gonna lose it

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

Liking anime and being straight is kinda sus

[Steph Frosch @ElloSteph]

#FourthofJuly

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

Should I buy an at home stripper pole?

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

Just your daily reminder that if you’re rude or dismissive to customer service workers, you don’t matter, you’re not worth shit, and I hope you crash your car into a wall 😌

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

A teenage boy just casually spat on the floor of our store on his way out, and I have no words

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

@synysterling13 Yes pls 🙏

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

Tell me why I only listen to Critical Role on my work commute. Someone pls teach me D&D I'm dying

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

@onewiththehair @adamdoestw Just bought a player's handbook, I'm holding you to this

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

@onewiththehair @adamdoestw You better be serious

[Christian @Chrish_the_fish]

I think Eliza is reading a book about goose s*x😳

[poletic kate @poetickate]

dear members of *clears throat* the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints,

this is annoying. you are not god and i cannot tell you how cringey and embarrassing it is to hop into someone’s DMs and demand explanations about their experiences and religious beliefs