Chris Hooley

I'll rank your site, or outrank your site. Your choice.

[Chris Hooley @ChrisHooley]

If da 'rona don't get me, da 'betes probably will... #QuarantineFifteen #Quarantine15 #DaRona #Rona

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Literally going to vote right now for whoever got the most smear ad money thrown at them. That's my statement. No more dirty politics. If I know more about how much you hate somebody than I do about what you actually stand for, I am voting against you.

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I'd bring @joeiscool602 fashoooooo - this lineup is broken it's so good. PLZ do not nerf

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@SevenLionsMusic @Au5music @martyvargass OMG PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN! My two favorite sounding producers ever. My head will explode if this really happens!!

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@NGHTMRE My neck is still sore from banging my head so hard. Set was INSANE. Whole night was insane.

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@Fluxpavilion It was electric! My neck is still store from banging my head all night!

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WAKE UP AMERICA! The MEDIA is trying to BRAINWASH YOU into thinking CARGO SHORTS ARE NOT COOL!

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The best thing about playing Pokemon go is that I've only been teabagged once since I started playing. #PokemonGO

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Jimmy John's on #Yelp: This is the Jimmy johns that served me mold, then continued to serve customers mold after I … https://t.co/xZmDI9qa9p

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Jimmy John's on #Yelp: I was just served a drink with mold in it. I would never have known if I didn't drink the wh… https://t.co/WOkxxsuFSu

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@HostGator It's been a week since I submitted a helpdesk ticket. No response despite multiple replies to keep it fresh. Terrible service.

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@TheDivisionGame heads up, service is down; delta error 20000988 and Mike error for the last half hour.

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@HostGator It's been 5 days since I submitted a helpdesk ticket and not a single person has even bothered to respond. Embarrassing service.

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Well it's painfully obviously clear who the NFL wants to win this game. The NFL is a joke... Might as well watch pro "wrestling"

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lol Seahawks. Looking forward to the Richard Sherman memes. That's what you get when you don't respect your opponents.

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@kayleehooley probably because your room constantly looks like it was hit by a tornado. 🤔😜😣🌪🌪🌪

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We can bridge political divides by appealing to the other side’s moral values, instead of speaking from our own moral compass.

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@MicrosoftStore says: Free 30 Day Trial of Office, no credit card needed! First step required: provide credit card. #FalseAdvertising

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The love of a parent to a child cannot be paid back completely, it must be paid forward.

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Straight Outta Compton = one very long ad for Aftermath Records. Wasn't a terrible movie but I'm not gonna lie, I was a little disappointed.