Chris H

Educator and Humor aficionado with eclectic interests. My views continue to evolve as I learn more, experience more, and empathize more.

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@OmarKelly Well, our studs are gone too if achane goes.

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@menoftribe @KobeissiLetter And baby boomers (large generation) are all retiring and leaving the workforce, especially after years of market (retirement) growth.

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@thephinsider Idaho

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@OmarKelly Matt schaub. Backup for three years in Atlanta before going to Houston.

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@OmarKelly They are gonna warm up the Ford. Cause we know this team can’t stop the run game. Jerome ford goes for 129 yards and 2 tds. Miami loses 17-12

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Eat a whole bag of candy corn as fast as I can and then whistle a Halloween ditty like The Monster Mash. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking

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Watch Hocus Pocus 1 + 2 on repeat for the month of October. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking

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Give my cat a bath and then cut their toenails. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking

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@flasportsbuzz I am not sure the fans agree or have the same outlook.

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@houtz @MiamiDolphins But he's a "high character" guy.

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@MeidasTouch Someone needs to upgrade their mail merge intern.

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@DavidFurones_ @PFN365 I think it is fair if they take it out of context. Since we know, Ramsey is not interested in being in Miami, it is actually better than a C+

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@OmarKelly @MiamiHerald Ryan Hayes? Geesh. 2 years later, I forgot we even drafted him.

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@WhiteHouse @nytimes @ChrisVanHollen How immature is this? Whoever wrote and approved this as a message coming from the highest office in the land doesn't have the maturity to work in the White House. Grow up.

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@AllMattNYC Have you seen Road Rules yet? It's a banger!

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@dpshow 1. Spaghetti O's
2. Bologna.
3. Wonderbread

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@PoupartNFL I hate to say it, but I can see the Chiefs knocking off Denver and the Dolphins then losing to the Jets (by 17) and we all say, “That’s so Dolphins.”

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@DavidFurones_ Rollercoaster.

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@Safid_Deen Not earning many frequent flyer miles next year. They don’t even leave the eastern time zone.

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@OmarKelly