Chris 💧

Turning the game around 360. Florida Man. Building — a scanner that catches the ways AI-built apps leak.

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

Spent the weekend scanning 100 public apps built with AI tools (Lovable, Bolt, v0).
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▎ 68% are leaking something.
▎ 1 in 4 have their database wide open to anyone who opens devtools.
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▎ Writing up what I found + a free way to check your own. Soon. 🛡️

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@Joi2James LeakTrap — a free CLI that catches the ways AI-built apps leak (exposed keys, open databases, missing auth) before you ship. npx leaktrap 🛡️ @leaktrapdev

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@WCSOFL Can’t do anything fun anymore.

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There’s nothing more American than the Tour de France #TDF2026 starting on Independence Day! 🧨🎇🧨🎆 @PhilLiggett @lancearmstrong @LeTour

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@StoolMintzy @RICHELLERYAN You two could make the best fan video in the history of the universe.

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@ThatCasinoLife Where’s part 2?

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@kanyewest hop in the car and drive to Tampa, or spend day doing bullshit yard work?

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@lookonchain He trusted it bc the account was 7 years old.

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@MattWallace888 Easiest 50 cents you’ll ever make.

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@tatumturnup It’s got DrunkUncleAtWedding.md guiding it

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

This is solid for chat users. Running Claude Code, the math is different.
In agentic loops, tool results are the killer — bash output, file reads, API responses accumulate as input every step. Same blowup, different source.
The whole list collapses to: CLAUDE.md + sandboxed tool outputs + subagents.
Also: Claude Code bills on tokens, not rolling windows. Tips 8+9 don't apply.

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

2/ Near-resolution regime — at 90¢+, OU breaks. Spread gaps to terminal instead of reverting. Need a regime switch or you're fading moves you shouldn't.Polymarket's on-chain settlement also creates latency asymmetry the Kalshi leg doesn't share.Delta-neutral in the math. Delta-lagged in execution.

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@ridark_eth 1/ The math is real. The gap between this and live execution is where most people quietly give up.Two things this doesn't cover:

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

This image was buried on page 116 of the UFO files.

What is the government hiding from us?

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@feral_feed “Hey, that’s Zangief dressed to the 9’s. Let’s go screw with him.”

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@neil_xbt We rotated out of polymarket wallets chasing already?

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@LememeJames I found a stash like that in dollar general once. The music is on point. I wanted to go grab an inflatable raft, lay back, and open them down the center aisle.

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@itsbarone @greg16676935420 You found the only wrong answer. You can argue purpose, time (certainly none of yours), or money, but not all three together.

[Chris 💧 @ChrisinSRB]

@MLFootball 500th like

[greg @greg16676935420]

good night to everyone except for the people its not night for