Chris J

Stand Up Comedian

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

I also learned from the half time show, that if you buy the $20K lower bowl tix, you'll have zero sightlines of the half time show because tall sugarcane crop will obstruct your view
#SuperBowl
#halftimeshow
#badbunny

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

I learned from the half-time show,
That you can climb a telephone pole with zero worry of consequences from touching the transformers
#superbowl
#HalftimeShow
#BadBunny

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

@mila_santss Thanks for reaching out!
Of course, I do private gigs!

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

Somewhere...an ex-Astronomer CEO listens to Coldplay again and sighs in relief!

#PhilliesKaren #philliesvsmarlins #Coldplay #Astromomer #CEO

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

CVS taking ICE protests a little too literally 🍦🍨🤷

#ICE #icecream #Riots
#ICERaids #LA #Protests

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

🌷🏵🌹🌻🌸🌼
#Spring #Allergies #Pollen

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

When your 7yr old Son's been nagging ya for months to tell one of "HIS" Dad Jokes in Stage...

This one's for you, kid! 😊❤️🤣👍

#DadJoke
#DadJokes

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

Congress should have Term Limits.

Hedge Funds should NOT be allowed to buy single family homes.

Congress should NOT be allowed to stock pick individual securities.

MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE STANDARD MINIMUM OF TACOS PER ORDER SHOULD ALWAYS BE (3) THREE!
@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

Getting a NY JETS Christmas Gift...Mid-January 🎄🏈
#NYJets #NFL  #Christmas

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

AWESOME Shows in Pt Pleasant, NJ, this past weekend! Crowds were so much fun!
THANK YOU to everyone who came out & showed some love!
Thanks to @UNCLEVINNIESCC for having me.
If ya missed out...catch ya at the next one!
Fun Times 😃👍
#standupcomedy #Comedy #NJ

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

Closing out 2024 Like...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
**NO Pizza was harmed filming this video 🍕

#HappyNewYear
#Fail #2024 #2025 #Pizza

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

Pt Pleasant, NJ - Jan 3 & 4, 2025
@UNCLEVINNIESCC
C'MON OUT!

[Uncle Vinnie’s Comedy Club @UNCLEVINNIESCC]

Coming up this month is @ChrisJComedy - hurry and get your tickets! https://t.co/EysPwDJjgM

[Loves I J, TESD 🐜, Hey Babe, & Taste Buds @EllenL1964]

My buddy @ChrisJComedy and I were surprised to see each at @improvhouston for the @SalVulcano standup show . I was hoping he was opening for him but didn’t see anything about it 😂.

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

ALSO @MLB...The Ghost Runner is STUPID!
ALSO, ALSO...Limiting pick-off throw attempts is STUPID!

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

@MLB if you wanna keep young peoples attention & grow the game, Limit Intentional Walks to 2 per game.
Everyone wants to see @TheJudge44 bat!
Also make em throw the 4 pitches like they used to. Always that chance they leave one hanging and the batter steps over the plate (Miggy)

[Uncle Vinnie’s Comedy Club @UNCLEVINNIESCC]

We had so much fun with @ChrisJComedy Joe Corvella, Tim Rager and @Mrjimflorentine this week at the club - thank you for hanging with us!

[Uncle Vinnie’s Comedy Club @UNCLEVINNIESCC]

Check out this week’s comedy schedule at the club! Join @ChrisJComedy @Mrjimflorentine #johnpizzi #jeffnorris #reneeselorenzo - get your tickets here https://t.co/txeWHqLoJw

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

Aaron Judge All Rise Baseball Camp 2024!
@AllRiseOfficial @TheJudge44 @ProCamps

[Chris J @ChrisJComedy]

THANKS SO MUCH!!! SINCERELY APPRECIATE THAT!
FUN TIMES! 😃👍
Also I'm Stealing this pic 😄

[“Occasionally Here Sometimes” Peter Melnick @PeterMelnick]

Chris Johnston was a hell of an opener.