Chris

[Chris @Chrisjessopp]

Wish I was sick at dancing

[Chris @Chrisjessopp]

@FPL__Raptor Thoughts?

[george @StokeyyG2]

Who made this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[djellemarie @djellemarie]

I spend my day at work moaning about hungry i am until lunch then about how tired i am until 5

[Chris @Chrisjessopp]

There��s hope for us all when Junior Firpo is a premier league footballer🤦‍♂️🤣

[LADbible @ladbible]

'Ever since we got the trampoline she spends more time on it than the kids' 😂😂

[Chris @Chrisjessopp]

@andrearadri when I say spaghetti you say bolognese!

[Chris @Chrisjessopp]

@andrearadri spaghetti cunt

[Liamo @LiamoCOYS]

Fancy turning up to your wedding in ya work gear

[Chris @Chrisjessopp]

@joeyg737 @rohan_elliot @LUFCAtif Chat shit, it’s an England one!

[Chris @Chrisjessopp]

@rohan_elliot @LUFCAtif 🤫I actually supported Didier Drogba😉

[MidField HQ @Midfieldhq]

Fuck it, IF England win the Euros I’ll give £500 to someone who retweets this. I’ll randomly pick one lucky winner on Monday at 12 noon whilst critically hungover

I’ll also get Three Lions Tattoo too

🦁🦁🦁

#EURO2020 #ThreeLions

[The Money Lisa @dobuybitcoin]

Found an old wallet with 10 $ETH in it. Giving 1 ETH away to a random follower who likes and retweets this in the next 24 hours. Go!

[Andy Gray @Real_AndyGray]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chris @Chrisjessopp]

@PhilHay_ Forshaw’s legs are either more delicate than Jack Wilsheres glass pint legs or he’s back on the Whiskeys

[Mateusz Klich blue_tick @Cli5hy]

@BirminghamWhite

[Matthew Evans @Matty99wolves]

Boris Johnson telling us the roadmap out of lockdown

[Jack Kenmare @jackkenmare_]

Win, lose or draw, Carlisle United award their Man of the Match with a takeaway curry after the game. Joe Riley’s face when he received a Korma after their 2-1 defeat last night has done me. Incredible

[Jaack @Jaack]

This is how I feel as a 27 year old, when I turn up to Goals 5-a-side and the other team are all 16

[Georgia Brown @georgiaa_browwn]

If I have to sit on a park with some tinnies on Christmas Eve I fucking will

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

FUCK LOCKDOWN