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be a little kinder // currently starring as the Dancing Queen // she/her 😎🕶🤏🏼😳

[joffe𓃰 @ChrisJoffe690]

hey guys🥰 I’m a local photographer from the jersey shore🌊 i quit my job in fast food because photography is my passion📸 please help me get my art out to the world, one RT could change my life. thank you and always support your local artists😘

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Fotógrafo registrou um falcão que parece estar tramando alguma coisa.

[Mary ♱🌷 @wetporcelaine]

Being fat has to be top 5 worst feelings in the world. Everybody hates you and you also hate yourself. And on top of that ur outfits look like shit. Fuck my chungus life

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

stupid song!

[J @jonandtonic]

Went to take a nap after work yesterday and woke up to my alarm to get ready for work today

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

every time i think about the fact that women are born with all the eggs they'll carry in their lifetime, which means i have never been apart from my mother, ever. makes me wanna cry and vomit and disappear into thin air

[luca @jussawhole]

This is how it feels to post on your story

[dr pepper was a woman @niinjaturtles]

this is making me cry he just wants them to be a family

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lebron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers.

[♡ melanie ♡ @loverconrad13]

it smells like this love is good, this love is bad, this love is alive back from the dead, these hands had to let it go free and this love came back to me.

[another targaryen princess @ddvvv35]

between trinity’s y2k fit, bryce cap and not showing his face and melanie’s pink hair they really brought back tumblr 2016 and i cheer 🚬

[taylor @fourleggedgirl]

tweezed a load bearing eyebrow hair the night before my birthday

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Friend that smokes cigarettes canceling plans because of the air quality

[New Jersey @NJGov]

all eyes on jersey this sunday

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[𝐿𝒶𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓁𝑒𝓎 @LBknowsBall]

Before the fireworks start tonight, here’s a friendly reminder: if you aren’t in one of the original 13 colonies, this 250th birthday party isn’t technically yours. You’re just attending as a plus-one.

This one belongs to the stripes, not the stars, baby. 🇺🇸

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.