Chris Ryder

I am the face AND Champion of OCW Television. I am the Professor of Professionalism. I am Christopher James Ryder.

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

I also heard Corny Storm is back, I give him two weeks before he's fired again. #CalmBeforeThePinkSlip

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

So my old friend The Steve is going for the gold tomorrow night, here's hoping he doesn't fall victim to another roll-up loss. #PossumPinFTW

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

@OCWTheFire Let's hope you don't "BURN OUT" before then. #YouSawWhatIDidThere

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

Ladies and gents, I present to you, the Magical Dog of OCW. #BarkingMad http://t.co/ZqdCA24h

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

Thanks to Parker Stevens, Dane Xaiver is officially hated by everybody in OCW. Next up, @OCWPugh. #JustAMatterOfTime

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

So I was watching Asylum today and I noticed Guy Fausto has returned and started using The Steve's Entrance, Music and Attire. #TheFausto

[Carlos Cruz @OCWCarlosCruz]

Next Week on Riot I'm Facing a Clown #Nochangetherethen

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

Despite what everybody says, Pugh is NOT getting to me, DO YOU HEAR ME YOU LITTLE PUGHBIC HAIR?! #IAMNOTANGRYSHUTUP

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

What in gods name is @ocwfed thinking? That old bastard couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag. #NotEvenARippedOne

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

Unlike SOME people (@OCWPugh), I don't need to mention big names (@ChrisJRyder) to get attention, as I'm already popular. #GetOnMyLevel

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

@OCWPugh I like how you're trying to act like you're ahead of the curve, poor little PrePughbescent. #StillLightYearsBehindMe #GetOnMyLevel

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

@OCWPugh Nice try Pughbic Hair, but I'm not returning so you can get famous, I'm a television star, not a miracle worker. #GetOnMyLevel

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

@OCWAries is about as useful on Twitter as @OCWPugh is in the squared circle! #TechnologicallyImpaired

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

@OCWPugh Are you finally going to propose? #Pugh<3Matsuda

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

Remember the time @OCWPugh won the OCW Titl- #OhWaitNeverMind

[Carlos Cruz @OCWCarlosCruz]

Selling a signed George Michael Poster I accidentally stole from the OCW Locker room. Signed "To Leon. Lots of Love" #Needtostopstealing

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

@OCWCarlosCruz The only thing more reoccurring than you getting deported is @OCWPugh getting told his services are no longer needed. #ElOhEl

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

Hey stat fans, guess how many matches Pugh has to wrestle to stay in a job? #DoesNotMatterHeStillSucks

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

@OCWPugh King of the Pughbs? Well at least you know your audience.

[Chris Ryder @ChrisJRyder]

@OCWPugh Yeah, have fun jerking the curtains. #PughbicHair