Christopher Cooley

Always hungry, often drunk & a little slutty. I like TV, guys with tattoos, spooky shit, mustaches, drag queens & scented candles.
100%Taurus 💎

[Christopher Cooley @ChrisKnowsStuff]

@Fan4me Desperately Seeking Susan

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Oh she also recreated this with the bathroom dryer

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I thought it was funny when Anderson asked her if she was goin to the Eagle after the film and she had no idea what it was ☠️👀

[P#!L @Phil_TBH]

Wait I forgot Madonna described something as chopped last night at Tribeca. 😭🤣 That’s my motha fr.

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@Fan4me Her Confessions II Film

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@NorbPeti @nicksamazing @Madonna That beam of light shooting out of her pussy TOOK ME OUT

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Just starting to stir after a wild night in New York with my Madonna besties, don’t judge me by my moral compass has a whole new meeting now

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You can love her, you can hate her, but at the end of the day everyone is talking about her. And that is the goal.

[Nashville_Deb @Nashville_Deb]

For a woman her age this is absolutely disgusting!!!

[MrOrtensio @MrOrtensio]

Life imitates art

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I’m not crying, you’re crying. Master class, thats how you put ur pussy down & slay, turning up lookin like that! I am so proud of my MUTHA rn, the speaker between her legs, performing Get Together 20 years later, Jesus fuckin Christ, that performance was magic @Madonna

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@woah_ah_yeah @YouTube “Soon” lol

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Omfg showing the Grindr interview instead of starting the show OMG mom is stalling af rn!!!!

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Madonna late? That’s so weird.

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@BarebackHusband

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@dieggarciaf EXACTLY what I said this morning

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Somebody get Keith Draper a new asshole

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@iconer1983 Freddy!! You mother FUCKER.

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@Davediscoballs Let’s eat carrots together

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@midnightdegree The movie doesn’t open everywhere until tomorrow maybe don’t post spoilers and LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS

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@brandilwells We also have a bag charge on drive thru receipts here in Delaware. I wonder what they would do if I said no thank you to the bag?