Chris Ilitch (parody)

CEO of Ilitch Holdings. better than your team’s owner. #RepDetroit #LGRW (PARODY)

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

Thank you, Tigers Fans! 2.4 Million Fans showed up season.

What do you want us to do next year?

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@ScottHarrisMLB As Chairman & CEO of the Detroit Tigers, I stand with Scott Harris—tough losses like tonight’s vs. the Braves are part of our growth. Our young team is battling, and with patience, we’ll turn this into beauty. #RepDetroit

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@ScottHarrisMLB Me? Cheap? i gave you my checkbook, Scott. i didn’t do anything!

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

Tigers Fans. I’ve heard your criticisms. i’m ready to make things right for your Tigers.

Ask me any questions you may have regarding the Tigers. I am open to any suggestions.

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@DarkoStateNews @richiechristie1 @garrett_ron @tigers @Castellani2014 @AustinCisler @JomboyMedia @stoolpresidente @espn ironic considering all you do is harass other people

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@DarkoStateNews @richiechristie1 @garrett_ron @tigers @Castellani2014 @AustinCisler @JomboyMedia @stoolpresidente @espn ironic

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

i would enjoy if you never showed up at any of my venues, Justin.

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

Who is this “Alex Bergman” fellow and why do you people want me to spend
my cold hard cash to sign him?

Don’t you know a signing like that will block the promising young players in our farm system from playing in Detroit?

I can’t stop the youth movement, you know?

#RepDetroit

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

Big things are happening in Detroit 👀

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

Tigers Fans, i’ve been listening to your feedback and am happy to introduce your new seating options for Comerica Park for 2025!

Get ready to watch your favorite Tigers like Javier Baez from the comfort of your Premium Seats!

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Taking premium seating to the next level!

The Home Plate Club will feature cutting-edge, luxury seats with heating and cooling climate control options. Learn more: https://t.co/w5hJjSSocu

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

hey everyone! i’m happy to announce that i’ve increased the spending budget for next season by $1 dollar!

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

Folks, i promise you, i DID make Riley Greene go on the IL to sell at the deadline.

no one is touching my money but ME, ME, ME!

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@thepizzaprez no no no! Javier Baez is a great baseball player, and the face of this organization!

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

i’ve decided to increase the spending limit for the tigers by $1!

Tigers fans, let me hear you! i want to know, who should be a Detroit Tiger in 2025?

reply below, and i’ll give the best answers to Scott Harris!

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@MichiganHats if he’s good with 1 $50 dollar little caesars gift card a month as payment, i’m sure Scott will sign him!

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@suburbanbaseman i had to file for bankruptcy to facilitate this decision

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@FrancoisCorpel what do you think the stairwell at comerica park is for?

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

I am announcing a new $10 Million investment into Comerica Park and The District Detroit, but i need your help!

what should the next addition to #DistrictDetroit be?

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@JASF_Detroit where in the park?

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@CRobbthenapple i’m way ahead of you sir!

[Chris Ilitch (parody) @Chrisllitch]

@tigermike1975 alright fine but i’m not getting crayola crayons, you’re gonna have to deal with RoseArt ones