Christian Schultz

I’m a scotch on the rocks

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

They won’t be asking for Dan jones jerseys, or Dillon ravioli jerseys either

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

I hope Chiefs fans are prepared for a holiday season w/out Super Bowl & Playoff hopes

The dynasty is over

And to the fathers out there in Kansas City —don’t be surprised if your son asks Santa Clause for a Bo Nix jersey

I’m just getting this out now before the Colts crush you

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

@NFL what’s the point of having officials in New York that aren’t at the game when you can’t review a facemask that wasn’t a facemask when that’s their job? What a joke

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

Hey @espn, you guys suck. @Disney, I pay for this shit and can’t watch a game because you can’t agree with @YouTubeTV to stream the games? Tell @hulu to just stream the games, what a fucking joke.

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

@VPasquantino Had to go rip a guitar in Omaha

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

@BleacherReport @Cbrickley603 Old fucker can’t dunk, that shooting won’t be there in the playoffs either. Retire

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

This is Johnny Rockets, Yankees stadium is stupid

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

@realmelanieking Jealous? I would buy em if I had 10k to burn to wear em while I’m performing at the Super Bowl, anybody ask you to perform at the Super Bowl? Didn’t think so

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

@realmelanieking Why do you even care?

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

@churchoflazlo @slimfast989 @lazlokc @hartzell965 @Snowcone989 Orgy At Slims Moms

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

@lazlothebuzz Yoooo! I live a couple blocks from Creightons ballpark so if you want some suggestions close by just slide into those DMs fam

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

@lazlothebuzz

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The Old Country Buffet guy

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

@ForePlayPod Playing from the whites is not 🐐

[The Church of Lazlo @churchoflazlo]

Yo we’re trying to grow our twitch channel so it would be really cool if you tuned in today and watched for a little bit
https://t.co/DR5IJxe8je

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

⁦@churchoflazlo⁩ when’s your birthday?

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

@lazlothebuzz back on waiting what’s taking so long for @getnickwright to hook it up

[Joy Taylor @JoyTaylorTalks]

Back on @TheHerd today!

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

We're going to give a Nick Bolton autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

We'll pick a winner on MONDAY 2/6!

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

If Travis Kelce scores 2+ touchdowns and Kansas City wins today, we'll give a Travis Kelce autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

All of these folks haven’t asked about @JoyTaylorTalks, how about you hook me up with her? @getnickwright

[nick wright @getnickwright]

All these folks in my mentions talking trash on the 🤴! Sad!

Especially because I TOLD Y’ALL he’s Peyton Manning 2.0! A few early playoff struggles are part of the prototype!

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

Only if there is a clause that says @getnickwright has to hook me up with @JoyTaylorTalks

[lazlo @lazlokc]

So it’s time for a Kanye conservatorship, right?

[Christian Schultz @ChrisNicSchultz]

YOU have to get YOUR act together and start working on hooking me up with @JoyTaylorTalks, am I wrong @churchoflazlo?

[nick wright @getnickwright]

The Mavs have to get their act together, but Luka is the best player in the Western Conference & the 2nd best player alive, just like he was last year, and it’s not particularly close.