Dow Jones

When Im not serenading girls with my guitar while brushing my shaggy surfer hair out of my Pacific Ocean Blue eyes, Im yachting with Waka Flocka. Comedy is life

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

It's always the fat and unattractive girls who preach about looks.. your insecurities are coming out

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

@IryssReign but you're not pretty with or without makeup.. where did you get authority to judge? #sitdownfugly

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

I'd be shitty if I had a Lamborghini and I kept catching people posing for pics with it. Won't see me posin with your ford focus #backoff

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

Bout to get back on the stand up grind once I get to LA. #ohyoureacastingdirectorwhatacoincidence

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

bitch you wasn't with me shooting at the GYM! *kobe bryant/drake/rick ross voice*

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

i see Nelly has been reduced to making background music for the irrelevant bowl games. I'm sure "The Champ" will be #1 on iTunes soon…..

[Ghost @GhostwritaMusic]

Niggas are obviously very concerned/have an issue with what other men enjoy listening to.....that's kinda strange.

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

It's so disrespectful to owe somebody money, then ask them for favors to get you the hook up on something that cost more than you owe them

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

This Napolean Dynamite cartoon looks retarded and his 5 years too late

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

2/3 three of these flavors are ignorant, guess which ones

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

Whenever I can't hear some I just laugh and hope it wasn't a question

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

How many stopovers is too many stopovers?

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

No amount of music alcohol and bikinis can fix a pity party

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

I don't have many regrets but having a time machine would be dope. Irresponsible in my hands, but dope nonetheless

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

Now that's a bad minton bitch

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

"if these walls could talk they probably wouldn't shut up, i need some wallpaper before they start to fuss" WTF are you talking bout wayne

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

i need a tip drill

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

is it just me or does steak and shake taste like shit sober and fried heaven when drunk?

[Dow Jones @ChrisNoMas]

This Siditiy track with Roscoe Dash and Big Sean aint too shabby