bigtimechriss

Looking right because you left.

[bigtimechriss @ChrisOkatso]

Bald is best

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The Erik ten Hag era has begun.

[Amalia @Amaliarenzy]

*Removing the crust from your wound*

Your blood platelets that have worked for days:

[Bayo Ote$ @mr_adebayo55]

Teacher: Don't study chapter 4...It won't come in the exam

Chapter 4:

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

United play tomorrow

[𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕄𝕒𝕟 🇺🇬✊🏽 @Mysteryman__0]

My delivery guy wandering in Sahara desert because i made my order with VPN turned on 😂💀

[Blaize ™ @Furious_red_]

Mom : Don't trust anyone

Me whenever I meet a Ronaldo, Manchester united, Real madrid fan

[Jay Cliff 💀🦁 @Jhay_Cliff]

"No not you ...come and sit down, your Dad has paid your fees"

[bigtimechriss @ChrisOkatso]

@_fels1 Watu walikua hapo wanasema alijigonga kichwa kwa ukuta.

[Emma @UTDEmma_]

Alcohol.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Mom: Who sold the house?

Me at Bilbao stadium for for the biggest game of the season:

[່ @franchiseford]

bruno fernandes gets gaslighted for anger issues when he is actually a saint for playing with these guys and resisting the urge to pull out a gun and starting spraying these mfs

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Ulikuwa unataka kuona majina ya cast?

[WHIZZY @Its_REALWHIZZY]

If carbon wasn't a whore, organic chemistry will be so easy

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

This current stage in my life requires me to pray more, work on my self and keep quiet

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲𝐗 @Adio_dan]

If you wear glasses we expect a lot from you academically

[Tee☆🎱🎳 @Uchendu_Terry]

Those heavy school bags were the lightest burden we ever carried.

[bigtimechriss @ChrisOkatso]

@Dr_AustinOmondi Aden Duale is the CS Health ,this should be reason enough to quit.

[bigtimechriss @ChrisOkatso]

Unaachia conductor simu.

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe when he finds out that Christopher Nkunku needs £1 to buy balloons to do his celebration after every goal.

[°tiki™ @__tikiii]

Nimekumbuka formula ya propane nikasahau pin ya Mpesa

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

What Amad ending.