Chris Onjian

Musician. Photographer. Engineer.
Sometimes I play games.
Gen X Geek since birth.
On an epic quest to Do All The Things.

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

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As is tradition.. I am back on Twitter for a week or so while Desert Bus is happening. This has been an update.

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@sergeyager @James_LRR Caillou needs to drive the bus.

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Perfect response. P

[Dr. Rachel Kowert @DrKowert]

Look people. STOP drawing conclusions about "screen time" without ANY accommodation the kind of activity. Talking to grandma? Reading books? Playing games? Watching videos?

If you are looking to connect "screen time" with ANY outcome, the kind of screen time matters. (a thread)

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Spent a bit of time at Photoplus NYC 2019 today and was pretty shocked at how small the floor was and who wasn't there. The industry sure has changed a lot over the last 13 years that I've been attending. Still found a few goodies to possibly order.

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@RYOBIpowertools Luckily they were able to do that otherwise I'd have been out of a $40 battery after 10 minutes of use. My point is that I had no idea I needed to save the receipt for this warranty to have any actual value. You should make it more clear on the box.

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@RYOBIpowertools You seriously need to put a warning on your product boxes, especially the lower cost items like batteries, warning the purchaser to KEEP their receipt. Your "warranty" is worthless without it and your products fail pretty damn quick. I'm done with Ryobi. Junk.

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@Line6 either you saw this and dealt with it in 2 minutes.. or I just have good timing. Just got the update that my replacement was shipped with tracking number. So either A) Thank you for responding! or B) Never mind.. it was being handled already.. Whichever is appropriate :)

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Hey @Line6 how long does it take to get RMA replacements sent? Opened a ticket on my HX stomp. Was told to send back for replacement. Sent it back. You received it 1/9.. ticket went silent.. Asked for updates.. no updates. Been almost a week... Is this the norm? Or?

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I think this can apply to life in general... #TeamBigCow

[RedScharlach @redfacts]

Twitter today is very much like living in a medieval village. Our lives are shitty but we all get quite excited when we see a particularly big cow.

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Wearing our matching @DesertBus shirts to work/school today. #DB2018 #TeamZeta

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Awake at 3am EST because I forgot to turn off my 2:45am alarm so I could see the start of Zeta Shift every night... #TeamZeta #DB2018

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Well Said.

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DAWN DAWN DAWN.... ok I can go to work now. #DB2018 #TeamZeta

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His name was Richard Russell. #SeaTac

[ally @allymhennessy]

Important Working Lunch instructional slide RE introducing yourself

[Gary Fixler 🗹 @gfixler]

@BoredElonMusk My biggest fear: this thing returns one day, sentient, calling itself T'sla.

[Jordan Blair @JordanBlair814]

Schrodinger's Core booster - In this moment it is both in a billion pieces afloat AND perfectly safe on the pad #SpaceX #ElonMusk

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If I ever get caught in one of those "groundhog day" time loops I really hope it happens on Taco Tuesday. #Tacos #AllTheTacos #EatAllTheThings