Christopher Perkins

Gamer, goofball, and the voice of Spurt. I work for Critical Role. My familiar is a chiweenie named Milo. My views are my own. Have a magical day! 💫

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

I’m not leaving the Upside Down, but I’ve just joined the Rightside Up: https://t.co/O5sq0MLbbH 🦋 Follow me on Bluesky if you dare!

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

Beautiful work, Anna! 🦇

[akreon @_akreon_]

Here’s a cover I illustrated for the upcoming D&D book, Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. It was such a joy to paint Strahd again 🦇
Art director: AJ Hanneld

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

@TrainerJodie This video punched me right in the feels. 💙 Thank you for the kind words, my friend. I hope this tweet finds you well!!! Milo sends his warmest regards.

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

Today I retire from Wizards after 28 years. With D&D’s 50th anniversary wrapping up and the revised rulebooks doing gangbusters, this is the perfect fairytale ending for me. I can’t wait to enjoy D&D purely as a fan again, knowing the game’s in good hands. See you in the Feywild!

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

Here are a few D&D books that make good holiday gifts (the drinks book is looking especially good right now). #dnd

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

Five of my favorite @StephenKing novels from the past decade:

Holly (2023)
Billy Summers (2021)
Elevation (2019)
Revival (2014)
Mr. Mercedes (2014)

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

Seriously. Get your shots before vaccines are replaced with brain worms. 🪱

[The Associated Press @AP]

Don't wait for a holiday surge. Now is a good time to get your flu and COVID-19 vaccines https://t.co/Xk1RAWEXop

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

Felt better, not gonna lie, but I’m one of those annoying “keep calm and carry on” types. Here are some quick thoughts, which I reserve the right to revise after I get a good night’s sleep (if that’s even possible anymore):

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

If the house catches fire, save the dog first.

[World's Amazing Things @Hana_b30]

Name 1 thing your Dad taught you?

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

People I admire and respect—be they politicians, athletes, artists, gamers, scientists, teachers, or whatever—are standing shoulder to shoulder against the existential threat that confronts us. No matter the outcome, I feel a wave a joy that no one can take away.

[Johnny Stanton IV @johnnystantoniv]

Vote like your rights are at stake.
Because they are.
#HarrisWalz

[Jon @RunAGame]

Hot GM tip: Session summaries are probably the most time-efficient prep you can do. Most GMs don't think of them as prep, since they're retrospective.

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

:whispers quietly: The U.S. economy is the envy of the world right now. Job numbers are ⬆️. Inflation is ⬇️. Gas prices are ⬇️. Don’t let the orange man-baby, the weird X guy, or any of their worm-tongue sycophants tell you otherwise. The garbage bag wearers vote. So should you.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

You can tell what kind of President they would be by how they run their campaigns.

Harris is running a perfect campaign since day one that includes everyone from Bernie Sanders to Liz Cheney and everyone in between.

Trump outsourced his campaign to an idiot billionaire.

That's how they're going to run the country.

[Josh Warduke @WardukeAtHome]

The new 2024 Dungeon Master’s Guide is Warduke Approved!

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Roe, roe, roe your vote.

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

Tell the bard to start playing the thrilling background music!

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

I hope I never meet @DaveBautista because I wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to kiss him, at which point he’d rightfully toss me through a wall.

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

@ThePiazzaForum Not true. I *was* a Game Design Architect. Now I’m the Creative Director, which is a more “behind the scenes” gig that lets me play quietly in a bunch of different sandboxes. #wotcstaff

[Christopher Perkins @ChrisPerkinsDnD]

Baby rust monster is this year’s #GameholeCon stuffed treat. (It’s still in the bag so it doesn’t, you know, disintegrate my laptop, but it’s already one of my favorites.)