Onion Turtle

All tweets are based on my own views and opinions

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

"Well, there goes that dream"
*Takes photo of Mitch McConnell off of dream board*

[nyara @nyaraVT]

FREE????? In this economy???????????

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Matt Burnell @mdburnell]

I would like to personally congratulate Sophie Cunningham on becoming a first ballot Meme Hall of Famer. A truly generational performance.

[Rudder 🇻🇦 @ruallsion]

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[Silly Lil' Kreechure @Krenbot_]

Giovanni sitting around the team rocket base with that fuckass persian

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species