Chris Paine

26

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol
This was my peak. I was 8.

Good times…

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Joey Chestnut’s walk out

Goosebumps

[Chris Paine @Chrispychris26]

@dunkindonuts it is time to bring back the big muffin tops you can peel off and the abundance of sugar. This is a poor effort of a muffin.

[Chris Paine @Chrispychris26]

@ParkerMcCollum Big P

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I want to play golf with my friends every single day of my life

[Chris Paine @Chrispychris26]

@zathansimpson @ParkerMcCollum Or the fact you put a grown mans speedo on, you guys touched tips basically.

[Chris Paine @Chrispychris26]

@boston25 @LogMcgr_813

[Chris Paine @Chrispychris26]

@W_B_Rick @OldRowOfficial @Greg_Odonnell11

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

This is great.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The Pentagon: We’re unable to track $2.3 billion dollars of military spending.

The U.S. Treasury: We’re unable to track $5 trillion dollars of pandemic spending.

The IRS: You owe us $3.37 pay it or you’re going to jail.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Wait, we're being lectured on paying your bills by the administration that tried to maintain the eviction moratorium and bail out college loans?

[Chris Paine @Chrispychris26]

@ParkerMcCollum You sound like @zathansimpson

[Chris Paine @Chrispychris26]

@MelansonMatt5 hold my hand

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Let it fly, Sam Bennett 🚀

#theMasters

[Chris Paine @Chrispychris26]

@ParkerMcCollum Dogs Gotta Eat.

[Chris Paine @Chrispychris26]

@zathansimpson @PGA @ParkerMcCollum Flop shot?? More like a 60 yard shank buddy.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Chief Referee Gary Young provides an update on conditions and the outlook for @THEPLAYERSChamp. https://t.co/ffMzgfQvyo

[Chris Paine @Chrispychris26]

@ParkerMcCollum Keep the fire tweets rolling @ParkerMcCollum

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Be kind to people. It will serve you better than any other option.