Chris Rambo

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[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

KCB 697T driver dumped a comatose woman by the road side in Roysambu. Retweet till He is brought to book
#TheBigQuestion
#FutureIsKenya

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

@karidzaJack Jesus!

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

I wonder how this guy cleans the puppies 💩 poop ... And the poopy Stench

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

@Safaricom_Care Your network has an issue topping up with scratch cards. Apparently once you have resolved your issue your customers will have to retop up with the same card. Alot of us don't keep them. Best put that advice up

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

Employ the greater versus leaser evil rule. It sure is wrong to batter a woman but without the beating she would've have committed a far worse(greater) evil. The man served her right

[Mob President Christian @Chrisblin]

No matter what a woman do you shouldn’t beat her up, what do we do in this situation?

Matured convo only, if you bring your madness or lack of home training here I would be forced to use my block button https://t.co/O1jdBLFD8p

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

150,000/30=5000/2(wife) = 2500 per night. That ain't much for a person of his status. He must have been living way way below that. Probably in the bush

[Kiragu Maina @Kiragu_rm]

Vihiga Governor Dr Wilber Ottichilo has been living in a hotel since his election in 2017 at a monthly cost of Ksh.150,000 while awaiting his official residence of Ksh.80m to get complete. This stuff can only be found in one country- Kenya!

https://t.co/gi81zCDQSR

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

After buying a set of sofas of a more recent variety #NigeriaDecides2019 #NigeriaDecides

[Comrade MARKDIDDY @MARKDIDDY]

If Atiku Abubakar wins the presidential election, i will give N5000 each to everyone that retweets this tweet. #NigeriaDecides2019 #NigeriaDecides #SitRoom #ElectionNotWar #GoOutAndVote #VoteNotFight

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

@EstherPassaris Would you personally do what another did at an event? You yourself????

[Esther Muthoni Passaris @EstherPassaris]

You have a sick mind. Her private part was exposed only in your mind. On stage I saw her sexy dance moves, her flexibility and her confidence in her skin. You saw her vagina through her costume and double stockings. You need help my brother. You need help.

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

True.. Be true as well... Don't cheat on a good wife

[UNCLE SHO @Shona_Ferguson]

🔥❤️
“He who finds a wife finds a good thing, & obtains favor from the LORD.” ~ Proverbs 18:22

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

I have placed quite an amount on a Chelsea win. If Chelsea wins the prize money will console me for a Manu loss. If Manu wins I'll celebrate the loss of my money
But then again.. what if they draw.... Damn
#CHEMUN

[mide 🎯 @mhidxe]

This is really soothing to watch

https://t.co/xUcbZ3WKvh

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

Please don't tarnish the King Cobra's name. It doesn't strike from the back matter of fact it'll warn in advance but only if you insist is when it'll strike you...

[Sir H͓͓͓̽̽̽E͓͓̽̽N͓̽RY™ @SirHenryKau]

Have just realized that the person I regarded as best friend was the cobra ready to strike and finish me the moment I gave my back. Never expected that 😣😣😢😤

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

Game plan going as planned. 4th position is being cemented #FULMUN #LIVBOU #COYG #HUDARS

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

Manu UCL game plan
Arsenal beats Chelsea
ManCity beats Arsenal
ManCity beats Chelsea
4th Position achieved
#COYG

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

Under Mourinho #MUFC 11 points from top four.
Under Ole #Manu are 11 points from the top
#FULMUN

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

@TelkomKenya Westlands subcounty

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

@TelkomKenya Is there a joint I can replace a telling line apart from the know Telkom centers? Can Telling agents replace a line?

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

@ntsa_kenya That number does not belong to that car. A cursory check would prove it

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

@ntsa_kenya This Toyota Prado model cannot be a KAP registration series.

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

#dkkwenyebeat

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

Uncircumcised males are at more risk of spreading HPV. Perhaps DK kwenye beat hasn't been cut. Just saying...

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

DK kwenye beat per-herpes should seek VMMC first. That is Voluntary Male Medical Circumcision

[Chris Rambo @ChrisRambo_]

Uncircumcised males are at more risk of spreading HPV. Perhaps DK kwenye beat hasn't been cut. Just saying...