Chris Rush

George Carlin called Chris Rush one of the true comedy greats. Catch his fast-witted stream-of-consciousness comedy:

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CELEBRATE THE LIFE & COMEDY OF CHRIS RUSH
With "Gut-Wrenching, Snot-Flinging Laughter"!
Memorial Video Includes Rare Interview & Performance Clips
Contact John Blenn or Megan De Caro
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#Trump says, "We have a movement." ... Yeah, a bowel movement.

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Donald #Trump: the product of a mad geneticist who crossed Hitler's chromosomes with Bozo the Clown's. PRT

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The Vatican says it's okay to believe in #alien life, but don't follow the example of Captain Kirk and try to fuck it.

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Do you know that if you put Dick #Cheney, Donald #Rumsfeld and Carl #Rove together in a room, a holographic asshole will form in midair? PRT

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You would think the Japanese would be more careful with radiation in their coastal waters, given their ongoing Godzilla problems. PRT

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Donald #Trump was recently asked to leave a zoo when it was observed that an orangutan was staring at his hair and touching himself. PRT.

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Bad indicator for our culture: Balls used to be referred to as the family jewels; now they're called your "junk."

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@ElayneBoosler Just getting into tweeting. It's like the cyber version of notes on a pigeon's leg ... with the NSA as the intercepter hawk.

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@ElayneBoosler Thank you very much for #FF-ing me. That sounds carnal, no? And that's good, yes?

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@JoyF143 Thanks. You were a wonderful audience. I'm looking forward to doing the Island more often.

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Heads Up: I'll be hitting the stage at the Valley Stream Courthouse in its first-ever stand-up comedy show. I'm... http://t.co/iCyluA7lWY

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@JoyF143 Look forward to performing for you on 10/5 and revisiting our source, which is bliss, and laughter is the sound of bliss.

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Wonderment! Fabuloso! I'm personally interested in the room that looks like you're exploding (@YouTube http://t.co/Mfwcvts8Np)

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Wayne #LaPierre to receive psychological counseling from Charles Manson. #NRA Please retweet.

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Wayne LaPierre's favorite sex fantasy: Firing a shotgun into a barrel of baby bunnies while having oral sex w/Annie Oakley. #NRA Pls retweet

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#POPE QUITS: Reason 4: Rumors of the Vatican Bank laundering drug money without giving him a piece.

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#POPE QUITS: Reason 3: Reoccurring nightmare of Jesus beating him with a large dead fish, while screaming, "Grow the fuck up!"