Christopher Smith

I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

Watching the way @SonyPictures handles all of their IP is actually maddening. Spider-Man most particularly, but it applies to everything they do. The people making the decisions do not understand the properties they own, so they take an antiquated approach to making the films. 🧵

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

@kingdjarins It has almost been 10 years since I tweeted this. I had forgotten all about it, but I guess I wasn’t reading too much into it!

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

@JanellWheeler @Delta wait until the next day when it was closer to my flight to check the bag again and go through security. Meanwhile my girlfriend on the same flight was able to check her bag straight through without an issue. The “6 hour rule” didn’t apply to her apparently.

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

@JanellWheeler @Delta They also said they couldn’t put my check bag onto my connecting flight because it was more than 6 hours (because THEY cancelled the flight and rebooked me a day earlier) and I had to go to baggage claim to get it and check it again. So I had to get a hotel for the night and

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

Not even a little excited for this Superbowl…

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

I don’t know why, but I always just assumed these big light up signs were wired to a switch INSIDE the building.

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

@Ronald_Smith Much like the Cowboys this season, my wins far surpass the losses.

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

Thank you Cowboys! #EasyMoney

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@lsprat No, but it IS what reminded me to check if they were in stock yet! It had me scrolling Amazon and I saw the phone cases in my cart I never bought 🤣

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

@Ronald_Smith @LateRoundQB First chance… Cowboys are 0-0 against Brady in the playoffs.

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

@Ronald_Smith @LateRoundQB Hey, Brady is the GOAT… but we’ll see who is CURRENTLY the better Quarterback on Monday night

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

@BrotherNature7 @NewRockstars I had a friend who used to kill at least 6 yuenglings a day. Sometimes it’d be Heinekens though.

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

@Ronald_Smith You’ll be happy to know that this trailer is real and not fan made

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

Some Mormon leaving one of his girlfriend’s houses…

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

2 suns?? What is going on in Utah?

https://t.co/cai3VWfELo

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

@AdamSchefter Russell Wilson is like the NBA players in Space Jam after the aliens stole their talent.

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No traffic on my commute today because so many people are off of work. No line when grabbing breakfast. Less people is nice… Thanos was right.

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

The #DallasCowboys will be the death of me…

[Walk into the light, Jerry @StillDemBoys]

The #DallasCowboys next stadium upgrade. #PHIvsDAL

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

I always fuck around, but I never find out

[Christopher Smith @ChrisSmith__]

@LaurynWidner So it’s like a sequel holiday? Thanksgiving II: Return of the Turkey.