Chris Standring

Jazz guitarist & world changer.

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Just arrived in London. Getting ready to play three nights at the Pizza Express Jazz Club in Holborn. Hope you can join me March 14/15/16

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2024 is right around the corner..

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Rancid airport sandwich. 28 bucks.

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@Matt_Dillahunty Atheists can't feel delusion, I think she really meant.

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Getting ready to play...

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Well I've lost my blue check. I assume it's because I'm not paying a monthly fee on Twitter. So anyone can now impersonate me and just pay for the blue check? Doesn't seem to give this platform much cred does it?

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When you need to remember your password to login to the software that remembers all your passwords.

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John Mayer playing stadiums solo. Just him and his guitar. That mofo is gettin' PAID!!

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Every musician's world just got a little smaller with the passing of Jeff Beck. Today I watched an incredible documentary called "Still On The Run, The Jeff Beck Story". I heartily recommend. What an inspiring figure.

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Damn Jeff Beck just left the planet. This is going to take a little time to process. Rip the top guvnor.

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Thank you Spotify listeners. This is all so appreciated!

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Thank you for all the love and support this year! #SpotifyWrapped #2022ArtistWrapped https://t.co/2zwrNgIdvp

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Dave Chappelle's recent SNL opener is one of the great monologues of all time. Damn he's good!

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If the Republicans win the house or senate, and they very well might, not one will be crying election fraud.

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People will pay $15 a month for Netflix but get mad at @elonmusk for suggesting twitter premium.

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What do you do when you sit next to a stranger on a plane who insists on telling you everything he knows?

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Happening this Thursday in Atlanta. I do hope to see you!

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This is officially released today. Digital only for this one. Hope you like it! #christmasalbum #silentnight

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Atlanta approaches. Can't wait for this!

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None of us have ever known a time without Queen Elizabeth ll. I've always been in two minds about the royal family, especially of late. But she was the face of the country. And for a good long time. A dignified lady to be sure. R.I.P.