Chrissy

Sometimes I tweet dumb shit

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

I am not a pumpkin spice girl, I just don't get the hype ☕

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

I accidentally bought my cat 3 cans of TURKEY flavoured cat food.... She apparently only eats chicken 💁🏻‍♀️ sorry master, wrong bird, I'll try again 🙄
🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

Have you ever ordered milk tea thinking the tapioca pearls were similar to boba in texture?
BOY OH BOY, they are definitely NOT the same thing.

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

August recap:
My car breaks down.
Had it towed to shop.
Multiple mechanics working on it. No one can fix it.
Dad gives me his car to use in the meantime, it craps out on me.
Towed it. Supposedly it got fixed...JOKES. breaks down again.
Now it is my turn to breakdown #iamunwell

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

Highlight of my morning: Hearing a child excitingly yell "I found a puddle!" over and over again😂❤️

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

Why do most women's tshirts come with stupid sayings on them?! Like no, I do not have "Sunshine on my mind" 🙄

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

Does anyone else sometimes take 2 hours to watch a one hour tv show because they can't sit still and focus long enough?... Or is that just me?

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

Not to brag or anything, but everyone must address me as "Reverend Christian Ann"
#thankyou

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

Sometimes I forget how old I am, like in my head I'm still 24 and idk if my brain will ever process that this isn't true 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

My Amazon cart looks like the product list at a pet store

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

@lowkeytrippy Especially Bublé

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

I hate Christmas music. I said it. Sue me.

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

Mercury retrograde is here I’m going back to bed

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

Hey everyone, great news👍🏻 I just got an email updating me on my student loan repayments. Apparently I'll be finished paying them off in only another 108 months... That's 9 years in case you're wondering. 🙃🙃🙃

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

USE YOUR TURNING SIGNALS. USE YOUR TURNING SIGNALS. USE YOUR MOTHER EFFING TURNING SIGNALS.
KK, cool thanks👍🏻

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

If I can't get drunk with my friends on the beach by summer time, I am sneaking my way into Australia and starting my new life there #ontariolockdown /shutdown/stay-at-home order 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

Not that I'm against lockdowns... I'm annoyed with the fact some people don't take the pandemic seriously & we all have to suffer because of it. The constant back & forth between being in lockdown and not is like being in a toxic relationship. This shit is mentally draining 🥴

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

I used to hate coffee so much that I wouldn't even look at a coffee crisp chocolate bar... WTF WAS WRONG WITH ME☕☕☕

[Chrissy @Chrissy_D77]

How is Canadian Tire not an essential business? It's not like anyone wakes up thinking "hey I think I'm going to stroll through CT today and see what car parts I want" 🙄