Chrissy Ross

You can take the boy out of Newcastle but you’ll never take Newcastle out of the boy x

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

Absholutely bloody roashtin

[Watson @Watson_SLdn]

That mask shouldn’t be funny when you’ve seen it for the 8 millionth time but fucking hell it does send me every fucking time 😭😂

[Andy⚫️⚪️ @AndyNufc48]

I’M LOST FOR WORDS,
I CAN’T BELIEVE, THAT THE BEST STRIKER IN THE PREM IS CONGOLESE,
OH PAPISS CISSE, OH DEMBA BA,
YOANE WISSA IS THE KING OF AFRICA! #nufc

[fatma @POV_MeAgain]

hull fans

[Thomas @thomashammond__]

Newcastle United ending the meeting after getting £100m for Sandro Tonali

[george @StokeyyG2]

Hull City fans taking the piss out of Man United and we’re only at gameweek one…

Incredible 😭😭😭

[Jordan @x1892xJordan]

William Osula running through on goal

[ジェームズ ⚡️ @MaedaMealOfThat]

Being born in a bank is insane

[ædam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @_ae19_]

On a beach in Devon watching solar eclipse, 4 young kids playing football, giving themselves player names.

Zidane. Keane. Xavi. Then one of em screams LEE TRUNDLE!!! and pings it off some dad's head about 20 yards away.

Lee fuckin Trundle. Kid looked 10 max.

Football heritage.

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[Moaty @YewChooba]

Ladies and gentlemen, forgot your face painted mongos at the World Cup, forget the families all sitting together clapping politely, forget that freak Thogden and the other yewchoobaz. We are fucking back.

[Chrissy Ross @ChrissyRoss72]

@JoeMassey12 I swear I’ve seen this before in Germany, banning the opposition. Funny how the left now act more like the ‘nazis’ they try to label everyone else as.

[lizzy clark @lizzyxclark]

A visual representation of newcastle united saying players are ‘not for sale’.

[ben @benhatesnufc]

‘Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened’

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Oh Jaissle, I can boogie 🕺

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

John Stones when he’s actually dislocated his shoulder but the Inter Milan physios think he’s taking the piss again

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Memories to last a lifetime. 🖤🤍

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

DEVELOPING🚨: 11.30am - Former Newcastle United manager Steve Bruce has now arrived and is claiming to be the 38 year old German football coach Matthias Jaissle.

Total confusion breaking out.