Nick Payton

Trying to fly below the radar without smacking into the ground.

[Nick Payton @Christ_Monkey]

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[basilia_lightshop @basilia_lightsh]

Get ready—tax reforms will bring income directly to the people.

[Nick Payton @Christ_Monkey]

Nothing having a complete asshole dangerously cut in as the overtaking lane ends.

[Kai Koenig @agentK]

I totally missed until yesterday that the Wellington regional council now wants to introduce having to pay for park and ride car parks while claiming it's not for revenue generation.

How much more stupid ideas can "politicians" come up with?

[Kai Koenig @agentK]

People using AI to write books. Readers buy the books, don't have time to read them and use AI to get a summary.

I mean... sometimes one really wonders why as the human race we just don't collectively walk into the sea and let other creatures try.

[CV Nicks @cv_nicks]

When you have to exit your plane in the country where you cancelled a large ferry project via text message.

[Kai Koenig @agentK]

I know folks always say Germans don't have any humour, but this is 🥇.

https://t.co/p07O7i4ttt

[Jeff Cheshire @jeff_cheshire]

I played a tribute to recently passed Dunedin music legend Martin Phillips today, at Victoria Station in London. Twitter do your thing and help this video find it's way back to Dunedin. @thechills

[Nick Payton @Christ_Monkey]

When you have a new BMW and give zero fucks about anyone else and think you can park where you like, cos you’re special…

[Nick Payton @Christ_Monkey]

What I think, everytime I take stuff to our storage unit!

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

What we *should* have called #UnderParis, according to the people in our comments... 🦈🇫🇷

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

TikTok horse girl who competes in "hobbyhorsing" is slamming critics who tell her that riding a fake horse is not a real sport.

This may be the funniest thing I've seen all month.

The wood stick horse rider posted a video of herself panting and hyperventilating after performing her "dressage routine."

"'Hobbyhorsing is not a sport, it’s easy and everyone can do that' Oh yeah?" the girl said on

"This is me after my dressage routine… I was passing out, couldn’t breathe, almost throwing up, dizzy, shaking, whole body burning in pain."

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

HILARIOUS!

[Kai Koenig @agentK]

This is a perfect medical sector example how New Zealanders are being ripped off by distributors clipping tickets along the way without adding any value.

AU retailer sells to NZ 25% cheaper than official NZ supplier.

https://t.co/EurxoG6Moj

[Nigel Jay Cooper Author @nijay]

12YO has Norovirus but he’s feeling better and has been painting ❤️

[Nick Payton @Christ_Monkey]

Funny that we close pretty much everything and dictate what you can or can’t buy for the day, based on around 37% of the population claiming it’s a religious day for them. Wonder how many have snuck off to Mitre 10 or McDonalds?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A kinetic LEGO shark

[📹 Jason Alleman / jkbrickworks]

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Building a LEGO Titanic

[📹 art_legolego]

[Nick Payton @Christ_Monkey]

@CommodoreBlog I’ll still never go near train tracks!