christa lisette

Democratic socialist, world traveler, shark enthusiast, and aspiring opera star🎶

[the taint modern @mssingnoah]

he’s literally addicted to being iconic

[Latesia @Latesia27]

Misogyny is America’s downfall. They would rather be led by an unqualified criminal than the most qualified candidate we’ve ever had all because she’s a black woman

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[christa lisette @ChristaBev]

No worse feeling than speaking reason to people whose sense of reality is so warped that it literally doesn’t matter what you say. Imagine having reputable sources, proven statistics in hand and still thinking the government created a hurricane to fuck with the election 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Randy 🌴 @ucfgrad00]

I'm blocking anyone who suggests a hurricane is man-made to disrupt an election. I can't take that level of stupidity.

[MK 🩵 @maiyahhhh]

It should be illegal for airlines to price gauge for cities trying to evacuate a hurricane. 1100$ for a one way ticket out? corporate rich people are the worst people on earth idc what anybody says, evil asf

[christa lisette @ChristaBev]

someone tell 2020 me it’s all gonna be okay, girlfriend needed to hear that haha

[christa lisette @ChristaBev]

When a cat chooses to sleep between your legs that’s it, you’re the chosen one. Like sorry this is your life now you cannot move or even breathe I don’t make the rules

[NYer in Florida @JesseLaGreca]

Oh no GreenDay has offended the people they were calling idiots 20 yrs ago and the idiots finally figured it out

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive

[christa lisette @ChristaBev]

Update: that’s exactly what I did

[christa lisette @ChristaBev]

damn I want a cat so badly might ask my therapist to prescribe an emotional support animal 😤

[christa lisette @ChristaBev]

forgot this is the time of year my eyes are assaulted with dead deer pics on main 😒

[christa lisette @ChristaBev]

Help it’s me

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

Now we're talking

[Lil Kimchi @victorialiciax]

WHAT IF WE CUDDLED AND FELL ASLEEP ON THE CROCHET CRAB RANGOON PILLOWS?!?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

I SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFE

[christa lisette @ChristaBev]

Ah, another day, another message on an obscure social media app from my toxic cheating college ex. Bro if I’ve blocked you on all things and have told you to gtf away from me FOR FIVE YEARS why did you think LinkedIn was the way to go 💀🤣