Chris

professional soul eater enjoyer

[Chris @Christastrophee]

going through a rough time i need oral support— i mean moral support

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[Chris @Christastrophee]

@kari_ok6 perfect color!!!

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i couldn’t ever be a therapist because lemme see a picture of who you’re crying over

[Chris @Christastrophee]

i dont understand dirty mfs saying they like their septum stink…. i have never… not even once… smelled my septum…??

[Chris @Christastrophee]

i think i just nutted

[Chris @Christastrophee]

@barbies_coke EOS Coconut Waters lotion, Vaseline w Cocoa Butter, palmers cocoa butter body oil sometimes, coconut old spice deodorant and then usually earthy fragrances/colognes

[Chris @Christastrophee]

If you ever wonder what I smell like, coconut and cocoa butter

[Chris @Christastrophee]

running again

[miia @miiagarro]

biggest ick is a man who overpromises and underdelivers

could’ve just stfu

[Chris @Christastrophee]

@ArchMageHypnos Was someone asking to… or..?

[Chris @Christastrophee]

just shaved but kept bush

[t @jenniesnatched]

us small accounts tweeting

[oli. @tedemora]

yo cuando alguien dice que me extraña

[Chris @Christastrophee]

@isitcasio top ten ways to piss me off

[Chris @Christastrophee]

@fufu_da_hoe its really just the name like what abt that gave rub dicks together??

[Chris @Christastrophee]

the term frot/frotting makes me cringe so bad like why did we call it that…

[Chris @Christastrophee]

me and this lil guy i found