Russell Wilson is retired.
Fitzmagic is retired.
Matty Ice is retired.
Big Ben is retired.
Peyton is retired.
Rivers is retired.
Brady is retired.
Brees is retired.
Favre is retired.
Luck is retired.
Vick is retired.
Eli is retired.
Joe Flacco is still slinging it.
Yep, four runs in five innings will absolutely play. But a pitching staff that should get the front office arrested has made this game feel out of reach from the first inning.
What we have learned from the 2026 Baltimore Orioles:
- Good at Clash Royale
- Love building legos
- Cool big scoreboard
- Loud speakers
- ABSOLUTELY SUCK AT BASEBALL
#birdland
Jim Palmer eats his first chicken wing at age 80. He just did it on MASN.
"It's a lot of skin," Palmer said. "They're greasy, by the way."
...
"Actually, these are pretty good. Look at what I missed all these years."
𝐎𝐮𝐭: Work from home
𝐈𝐧: Work from The Yard 💻
Bring your laptop (no laptop bags permitted) and post up at Camden Yards today to enjoy the beautiful weather and a full slate of baseball.
🎟️ Single-admission doubleheader ➡️ https://t.co/yOHKcgbUCP
sports in the streaming era are so cool. is it easier to find? no. is the broadcast weirdly dark and gray? yes. is the connection more reliable? definitely not. it must be cheaper then? also no