Chris Thayer

Stand-up comic & writer. Comedy Central, VICELAND, Funny or Die, TBS.

[Chris Thayer @ChrisThayerSays]

I hear ladies love a man with an accent

[Chris Thayer @ChrisThayerSays]

SAN FRANCISCO TOMORROW!

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SAN FRANCISCO: Come see me TUESDAY (4/21) at @punchlinesf! Tix: https://t.co/dWUIX3KqUz

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TUCSON TONIGHT!

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TUCSON: I’ll be at @WoodenToothRecs MONDAY (4/20)! Tix: https://t.co/JJ7ghhHI3q

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Message me if you need a guest list spot for this one 🤝

[Chris Thayer @ChrisThayerSays]

SAN FRANCISCO: Come see me TUESDAY (4/21) at @punchlinesf! Tix: https://t.co/dWUIX3KqUz

[Chris Thayer @ChrisThayerSays]

TUCSON: I’ll be at @WoodenToothRecs MONDAY (4/20)! Tix: https://t.co/JJ7ghhHI3q

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PHOENIX TONIGHT: Catch me at @TheRebelPHX! Tix: https://t.co/WuBYRZOav2

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UPCOMING SHOWS IN SF / AZ / LA!
Ticket links in replies 👇

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@TheRebelPHX @WoodenToothRecs SAN FRANCISCO - 4/21 at @punchlinesf:
https://t.co/ACKH79GRRF

[Chris Thayer @ChrisThayerSays]

UPCOMING SHOWS IN SF / AZ / LA!
Ticket links in replies 👇

[Chris Thayer @ChrisThayerSays]

@TheRebelPHX TUCSON - 4/20 at @WoodenToothRecs:
https://t.co/H1YREUIJdS

[Zdenek Vrozina @ZdenekVrozina]

None of this was inevitable.
With stronger public health response - better prevention, ventilation, vacc strategies - we could have reduced both the human and economic toll.
Ignoring COVID’s long shadow only compounds the loss.

[Zdenek Vrozina @ZdenekVrozina]

The cost isn’t just human.
Ongoing disability, reduced productivity, long-term medical care - COVID’s hidden damage is already reshaping healthcare systems and economies.
The price tag will echo for decades. @szupraha @ZdravkoOnline

[Zdenek Vrozina @ZdenekVrozina]

Ochilov at al., Silent Invasion: COVID-19’s Hidden Damage to Human Organs 2025. https://t.co/mltjBt3BcT

[Zdenek Vrozina @ZdenekVrozina]

A massive new peer-reviewed review (161 studies, 2+ million patients) makes it clear.
COVID-19 isn’t just a respiratory infection.
It’s a multi-system disease leaving lasting scars on lungs, heart, brain, kidneys, and more.🧵

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

We are at a breaking point. If you have any proximity to power or influence or information — anywhere — and have anything you’d like to share regarding the war on Gaza, please reach out

Signal: premthakker.35
prem@zeteonews . com

Your anonymity will be protected

[Thiago Ávila @thiagoavilabr]

The Handala has just been illegally intercepted by the Zionist entity of Israel while carrying baby formula to starving children

[Clean Air LA @CleanAirLA]

No mandate necessary.

Just a kind request & free resources provided.

[Chris Thayer @ChrisThayerSays]

I'll bet my mom's up in heaven right now, smiling, thinking, "Wow, it was really nice of them to let me out of hell for the day."