Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

I only tweet when I'm drunk

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@elonmusk Yeah it's crazy that all I see is right wing propaganda on X, when I clearly don't follow any of ya nutcase.

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@KeneAkers They haven't even read the Ten Commandments

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@BoLoudon I had the same expression when I had a shit this morning.

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@elonmusk The shooter was a Republican

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@SallyBrabble @philseekins @DBW77 Where exactly you melt

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@anon_opin I'm going with exile

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@JerasIkehorn Everytime

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@AnnaDsays Bloody glorious

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@Mrbaiti Oh my god Piers Morgan was not a cunt, fuck me never thought I'd see the day.

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@ProjectLincoln So he can stand as a candidate but can't vote as a convicted felon in the state of florida

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@RudiDobson @implausibleblog Yeah stop your nonsense

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@elonmusk This is how we feel about every single one of your posts but not in the way you think. Just Saying

[Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel]

Tucker: Why did you invade Ukraine?

Putin: Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@darrengrimes Oh God are you still around you vile little man?

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@NoContextBrits The Passion of the Moist Christ

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@IanDunt The Power

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@sophielouisecc Fuck off, you bought and paid for mouthpiece for special interests. Everything you tweet is just bile, in the really really world you're just an attention seeking non entity who would attract less attention than the local spiced up nutter shouting in the middle of the town

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@sophielouisecc Fuck off, you bought and paid for mouthpiece for special interests. Everything you tweet is just bile, in the really really world your just an attention seeking non entity who would attract less attention than the local spiced up nutter shouting in the middle of the town centre

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@jdg68 @ksampsonwriter Because I'm not allowed in London

[Christopher Rosser 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Christhecad]

@jdg68 What about Horseflies, they're are right cunts