Chris Waterworth

Yes, that one. No, not that one, the other one.

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[Chris Waterworth @ChrisTheLemon]

@TheTweetOfGod It seems that Taya thinks that God is married, which is a bit of a theological bombshell.

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@TKORuns @BrilliantMaps @StavesArt Err.. you didn't for a moment think that these were the *only* football grounds in Great Britain did you?

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@MatchGoaal Wasps nests!

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@BrilliantMaps New Year's Eve 3 different times tonight? Good grief, Australian time zones are strange.

[Stuff_By_Mark @The_Ren1981]

Breakfast Cereal Bands No. 5. The final entry in a short/stupid/pointless series answering the important question, what if your favourite band had their own breakfast cereal?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Map of Europe drawn from memory

[Chris Waterworth @ChrisTheLemon]

@Clara_McG @RonMooreMoreRon ...and Kenneth Clarke left the House of Commons in 2019

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@garrypickles @campbellclaret @RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK I would say that was unlikely, considering he was expelled from the Labour party 37 years ago.

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@stepickford @EtheringtonBros @miyuliart Looks like he's trying to take the top off a pickle jar to me.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

This is actually in a textbook...

Retweet if you see it.

[Chris Waterworth @ChrisTheLemon]

@RobertLindsay He did indeed, but not those words. Henry Van Dyke is the name you're looking for.

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@bluemoon_mcfc They could go above us tonight, provided Spurs win by at least 21 goals.

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@ionewells Removing Boris Johnson seems eminently sensible. Removing half of the support frame holding up the rocket however, may go some way towards explaining today's failure.

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@tonyhusband1 Well Heeled?

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I have asked my publisher to use this quote on the paperback edition of my book on the black hole information paradox and emergent spacetime. Thank you ⁦@vizcomic⁩

[Chris Waterworth @ChrisTheLemon]

@HardingMike Throwing money out of a bottomless pit would be a fascinating logistical exercise.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Why are so many on the left so constantly miserable? Do they think it's attractive? The ones who say things like 'let's hope 2023 is better than 2022. Let's face it, it couldn't possible be any worse!' Of course it could, you grumpy arse, you're not using your imagination.

[Chris Waterworth @ChrisTheLemon]

@marcrileydj A great choice for xmas evening listening. I've put it on (though my favourite is The Spotlight Kid).

[Chris Waterworth @ChrisTheLemon]

@JazRignall @stepickford Whereas seeing this, I understand why Hyde United have an average attendance of 586

[Chris Waterworth @ChrisTheLemon]

@D4Don5 @City_Xtra @standardsport So a hat trick against Manchester United for example, isn't good enough? Alright, you might have a point there.