Christian Brew Year

for one day, let's make this lowly rat killer feel like a king

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@Fresca_Dad @Gabe_i_Jones @KSPrior Special occasion

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@Gabe_i_Jones @KSPrior Damn Karen where's this even coming from?

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@caleb_online @SegaCDgames oh my god

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Ben just reminded me that t.s. eliot worked at a bank when he wrote all that good good t.s. eliot stuff so I feel really happy about my new job

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Witnessing a rodent in the new house is 100% proof that I'm living in a simulation

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@RealBobMarsh Ah brutal. Thanks for the clarification!

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@RealBobMarsh Hey Robert, quick question. Are the couples breaking up with each other, like a four person kind of deal, or are they two separate transactions? I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
Christian Brewer

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@Fresca_Dad Well Vox is Latin for voice and she like sells her voice in the movie or something idk

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@Fresca_Dad The Little Mermaid (1989)

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Using my entire annual football tweet allowance tonight. Roll tide love yall

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Friendly reminder that I basically did a tide pod tweet a year ago. https://t.co/Mh8GQqRqs4

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Me: why do they make dish detergent pods look so tasty if you can't eat them?

Therapist: untie me now and I won't call the cops.

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*2017 https://t.co/tRqUrwBRfV

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Folks, if you think 2016 is bad just remember...

Time is a human construct.

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She shrugged when I passed her like there was nothing she could do about her dog dropping a hot pie on tremont st at 3pm

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Today I had to drive in the opposite lane of traffic to avoid a lady who was letting her dog poop in the middle of the road.

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@Fresca_Dad You have t-hype 1 diabeastes

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@Fresca_Dad Trace Cyrus (Metro Station) receives his own Rock-of-Love-style vh1 show

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@ben_stallings yes this just this

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Going to see the new star war tonight. Very excited to post spoilers afterwards.

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@Fresca_Dad William Carlos... welcome to the resistance

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