Christian Marr

A gathering place for my sometimes funny thoughts.

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

@Bradycsharp Why did you make me look at this.. I’m overwhelmed with sadness

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

@bren1008 @BricePaterik Not just the men, but the women and the children too

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

Happy Fathers Day to @BricePaterik since he likes to name himself “Daddy” in Jackbox. Also congrats on getting verified ❤️

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

@kendra_science Listen, I’ve been trying to get engaged for a while now but also i don’t have a people hitting on me problem so idk how this is supposed to help me.

[John Williams @john9williams]

Ranking the NFC East Quarterbacks:

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It doesn’t matter…

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

@SamuelO152 Lol did you find this on your own? 😂😂

[Kate Halliwell @katehalliwell]

bo burnham welcome to the resistance

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

@julesmines @Facebook @facebookapp Same thing happened to me. I got hard locked out of my account and their recovery system is trash

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

TONIGHT! How strong is @johnkrasinski? @stephenathome finds out IN REAL LIFE tonight on A Late Show! #LSSC

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

@RealSkipBayless @undisputed Skip you lost your right to talk about Dak a while ago. Keep his name out of your mouth and have a bad day for me pls 👍🏻

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

I didn’t write a single word or produce even a short until I was 29. Wrote very first feature script at 32. Time is a flat circle. No need for aspiring Twitter life coaches, just enjoy life.

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

Mjolnir doesn’t have claws so it isn’t a hammer it’s a mallet. @Russo_Brothers explain.

[#SpicyMargaritaMary ✭ @StarGangBeauty]

Dak Prescott is a top 5 QB in the NFL

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

@BricePaterik

[Outkast @Outkast]

Alright alright alright alright alright we made one.

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

@SamuelO152 Some pretty funny guys talking in the background if you ask me @diamondbackGG

[Brice Paterik @BricePaterik]

Whether you’re vaccinated or not, the CDC still highly recommends saying “ohhh big stretch” every time your dog does a big stretch.

[Christian Marr @ChristianMarr2]

@alecgallardo13 Yeah bro they should’ve drafted a QB, he was supposed to be ours right after Denver and then we traded down and panic picked a LB