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[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

SOMEBODY KILL THAT GROUNDHOG OMFG

[Kevin DeAnna @VDAREJamesK]

Democracy is when 84 percent of the people want something and the party that controls the government refuses to do it

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

every day you have two options

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

Can we take a minute to realize that every military operation that has happened under President Trump was *perfectly* executed?

Not one error. All the missions done in a matter of hours.

They go in, they capture or kill who they need, and they’re home for dinner the same night.

This is what I voted for.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I always wear an undershirt when I go out in public to have a fight loudly with my wife.

[doogs @d00gs]

Like him, hate him. He’s the funniest person of all time.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

I am convinced Donald Trump is the cleanest human being in history.

10 years of investigations by the powerful and corrupt with no method being off the table and they have nothing.

They changed laws and created fake info and they still have nothing.

It’s truly hard to fathom.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I used to think Trump was just a good president.

Now I realize the system has been corrupt for decades, and he’s the only one who ever fought it.

Greatest of all time!

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto.Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I'm about to use that

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I'm glad the villain of the new Toy Story is a child's tablet. I hope the film conveys how screens eat up a child's hobbies, interests, literacy, ability to function socially. I hope it provokes millions of parents to think twice before making the iPad a babysitter.

[chels @gremlingardener]

my biggest boomer complaint is how disappointing streaming services have become. ad free? not anymore. multiple users? not anymore. streaming in multiple locations? not anymore. great quality? only if you upgrade. they limit our use while increasing the cost. greedy motherfuckers

[Brad Chadlington @BradChadlington]

The richest, whitest, most sheltered girl you know from wealthiest suburb in the country is posting a picture of Zohran Mamdani on her story right now captioned “power to the people!!!” from her Soho apartment that’s paid for by her wealthy conservative father

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Hip-hop artist and rapper 50 Cent has shared an image of a gravestone that reads RIP NYC Founded 1642, Died 2025 following Democrat Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the New York City mayoral race.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Resentment is weird because yes, I want to forgive you wholeheartedly, but my mind is struggling to comprehend why you did that to me.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Nobody prepares you for the fact that you will go through some of the most heart shattering experiences of your life and are still expected to show up for work. Take care of yourself. Pay your bills. Meet your goals. Just carry on… it’s awful

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

Man in NYC with blue hair explains why he didn’t go to the No Kings protest:

“They’re saying they’re protesting kings, but they’re the ones trying to overturn the will of the voters… The protesters call Trump authoritarian, but he’s the one implementing the policies he was elected on. That’s not tyranny. That’s representative government.”

(soberscotty on TT)

[ItsGundo! @GundamIsHere]

Remember this when a celebrity tires to tell you how to vote.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

if your boyfriend is at a “no kings” rally, that’s your girlfriend.