Christopher Snowtisanti

Christofa

[Christopher Snowtisanti @ChristofaSnow]

What is the life of an Ole Miss admissions office employee like? Do you just spam click “admit”????

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There’s like 60 dudes in here bussing reels and cranking farts

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Charlotte airport got some crazy poop auditoriums

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Oh no! She’ll “find out”!! 😱😲😧🤣

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@SpencerHiggles Thanks for putting me onto this song! I’m especially delighted to know it resonates with your day! 😁🤙

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@hueyplongp Ideal situation

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I auto hate people that hit you with a "oh so you play for them?" when you refer to the team you're a fan of with "we"

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There’s a lot of things you can flex monetarily. I don’t think me spending 2k a month on Uber Eats is one of them. 25k a year.

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@hueyplongp Her loss!

Love, Chrissy

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Full court shot went in

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@unit_wayne69 Just wait until you learn about Turtleson pal

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Is it unethical to BeReal the huzz mid stroke or is that jus #BeingReal

Lmk

Thanks

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@fryinduh That’s like saying why is it called beaners and not Mexicans #ThisMakesLike1/6Sense

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The biggest hassle of my day is having to judge which emoji to react with based off the cover of the reels my buddies send me

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Fuck people that wash their hands in public restrooms

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@TaylorDavis910 It’s a parade in side my cityyyy

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My girlfriend would like to do a couples Halloween costume.

Does Chris Brown and Rihanna work?

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I derive my ego from my Spotify playlist with 30 followers #WeArentTheSame

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The thing about white boy concussions in football is they’re still smarter than the others so they’re good to come back in the game

[Christopher Snowtisanti @ChristofaSnow]

Idk why it won’t get up baby, I must have just drank too much, I swear I didn’t do bag!