Chris Colwell

Space Cowboy,
Gangster of Love,
Maurice

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

Pulled up next to one of those new GTO's and revved my engine at him. Dude blew my doors off, lol.

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

Saw a guy at Wal-Mart with a Pot Leaf tattoo on his face.. #lifegoals

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

@levi_ordway @Jesse_Mishler8 @BobbyBottom @Saintonge56 @Chasehendderson Party tonight.... Be there or be sober, what's not to get! Lol

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

Party at our place tonight come over or be sober! Everyone's welcome! @Jesse_Mishler8 @BobbyBottom @Saintonge56 @Chasehendderson

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

@levi_ordway That's a little strange dude.

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

Never grow tired of listening to The Dirty Heads.

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

@Ray_Stonge56 bull shit you fucker, I always text you back.

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

Pandora is great, It introduces me to plenty of terrible music.

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

@BobbyBottom my parents have 3 different kinds of fruit bars. #housesittingperks

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

@levi_ordway nvm, Bob said no.

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

Fire at our place! @levi_ordway

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

@theconmannnn Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us.

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

Finally get to go back to work, and I woke up in a great mood. Life's good!

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

My shoulder needs to get better, never thought I could get tired of not going to work. #NetflixAndChill

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

@BobbyBottom @Jesse_Mishler8 What's that have to do with Bob's love of making that cash? #ProphetBob

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

#ChrisShoulder @Jesse_Mishler8 @BobbyBottom

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

This wind is making me sad

[lmao @aayylmao]

if you're having a bad day.. just remember that you're a worthless piece of shit fuckin loser and you will never succeed in life

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

@Ray_Stonge56 You're pretty convincing, I actually believe you know what I'm talking about.

[Chris Colwell @Christoker95]

@Ray_Stonge56 it's actually Joe Santagato, auto-correct is an asshole.