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epic stuff only

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our bodies are made out of groceries

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i can’t imagine what it’s like to be the original 2011 jake from state farm

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squirt butt

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shai poop alexander

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uhh dad they’re called cheese-thems now

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have you tried beer? it’s a classic, you’ll love it

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where the fuck is my twig #chel

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all my teeth wisdom teeth

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kachow… i’m the lighting mcqueen of drinking beer

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just had a glass of milk that knocked me out

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this would catch me

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if your beer glass has a handle, you’re the real deal.

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last night was an old wives tale

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$100,000 poop, yuh -future probably

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how many months a year is it Ford Truck Month?

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if u wanna make money listen close…. jon pork anytime TD. right now.

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maturing is farting after you pee

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what’s in this dab pen? it’s making me have to poop

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women are like books, i see a thick one and just wanna dive in… but idk if i can handle all that

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might need to quit my job and just focus on laundry

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i’m so anxious about handling my chili rn, might have to freeze some of it