Christopher Robinson

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Why do all religions find something special in human blood from the Mayans Aztec

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Sorry could not resist- ha-ha

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Hunting Ferrell is great – the eating is the best

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Is Cozumel still a good place to dive?

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

If you are dizzy that is one thing… if you are working on a project you are busy. WHY are you not bizzy?

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Ever tried Cashew Butter?

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Have you seen the Hyatt Regency Chicago bar? Had a 1910 Port Wine from the great wall. Excellent.

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Check out FTA…. It rocks.

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut why can't he fix the hole in a boat?

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Aspergers Syndrome is NOT a good thing! BUT Bill Gates has it!

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

I love Mexican food.

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

I don’t think farts are supposed to have any solids in them.

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Yes I know a small caliber bullet will go deeper in water than a large caliber bullet

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Men should be like Kleenex soft strong and disposable.

[Christopher Robinson @Christopher_Rob]

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?